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  • Re: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    From Dan Koren@21:1/5 to raymond....@gmail.com on Fri Feb 10 18:00:19 2023
    On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 5:54:09 PM UTC-8, raymond....@gmail.com wrote:
    And the answer is not 137.


    None. The bulb screws itself.
    The Zen monks provide light.

    dk

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  • From Pluted Pup@21:1/5 to raymond....@gmail.com on Fri Feb 10 18:00:20 2023
    On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:54:06 -0800, raymond....@gmail.com wrote:

    And the answer is not 137.

    Ray Hall, Taree

    I'll bet motorcycles are more difficult to repair than
    they seem.

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  • From raymond.hallbear1@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Fri Feb 10 17:54:06 2023
    And the answer is not 137.

    Ray Hall, Taree

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  • From raymond.hallbear1@gmail.com@21:1/5 to Pluted Pup on Fri Feb 10 18:39:49 2023
    On Saturday, 11 February 2023 at 13:00:29 UTC+11, Pluted Pup wrote:
    On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:54:06 -0800, raymond....gmail.com wrote:

    And the answer is not 137.

    Ray Hall, Taree
    I'll bet motorcycles are more difficult to repair than
    they seem.

    It takes 2. One to screw a bulb in, and one not to screw a bulb in.

    Ray Hall, Taree

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  • From Dan Koren@21:1/5 to raymond....@gmail.com on Fri Feb 10 19:05:02 2023
    On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 6:39:52 PM UTC-8, raymond....@gmail.com wrote:

    It takes 2. One to screw a bulb in,
    and one not to screw a bulb in.

    My solution is far more elegant
    and far more efficient! ;-)

    dk

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  • From Pluted Pup@21:1/5 to raymond....@gmail.com on Fri Feb 10 19:10:23 2023
    On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 18:39:49 -0800, raymond....@gmail.com wrote:

    On Saturday, 11 February 2023 at 13:00:29 UTC+11, Pluted Pup wrote:
    On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:54:06 -0800, raymond....gmail.com wrote:

    And the answer is not 137.

    Ray Hall, Taree
    I'll bet motorcycles are more difficult to repair than
    they seem.

    It takes 2. One to screw a bulb in, and one not to screw a bulb in.

    Ray Hall, Taree

    What's that got to do with the price of beans in Israel?

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  • From Dan Koren@21:1/5 to Pluted Pup on Fri Feb 10 19:55:37 2023
    On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 7:10:32 PM UTC-8, Pluted Pup wrote:
    On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 18:39:49 -0800, raymond....@gmail.com wrote:

    On Saturday, 11 February 2023 at 13:00:29 UTC+11, Pluted Pup wrote:
    On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:54:06 -0800, raymond....gmail.com wrote:

    And the answer is not 137.

    Ray Hall, Taree
    I'll bet motorcycles are more difficult to repair than
    they seem.

    It takes 2. One to screw a bulb in, and one not to screw a bulb in.

    What's that got to do with the price of beans in Israel?

    https://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/news/ancient-beans-prehistoric-israel/

    Have you heard about "hummus"?

    dk

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  • From Dan Koren@21:1/5 to Dan Koren on Fri Feb 10 22:47:09 2023
    On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 6:00:22 PM UTC-8, Dan Koren wrote:
    On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 5:54:09 PM UTC-8, raymond....@gmail.com wrote:
    And the answer is not 137.

    None. The bulb screws itself.
    The Zen monks provide light.


    The other alternative is: "None.
    the bulb stays put, the universe
    turns around it".

    dk

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