• *Time Out* to enjoy these 25 funny-bone ticklers

    From The Peeler@21:1/5 to All on Mon Nov 15 17:57:39 2021
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    1. Why don’t niggers celebrate Thanksgiving? Kentucky Fried Chicken
    isn’t open on holidays.

    2. What do steroids and the police have in common? They both make
    niggers run real fast.

    3. Did you hear of the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS
    and a welfare check .

    4. Why do flies have wings? So they can beat the niggers to the

    5. How was break dancing invented? By nigger kids stealing hubcaps
    from moving cars.

    6. If you see a nigger being chauffeured by a white man, where are
    they going? Usually down to the precinct house.

    7. Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? He kept waking up
    twice a week.

    8. Why are there no family portraits of niggers? Every time the
    photographer says “cheese”, they form a line.

    9. How do you know when a nigger is properly baptized? When the
    bubbles stop coming up.

    10. Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were
    no jobs there.

    11. Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach Niggers to walk on
    their hind legs.

    12. What has 200 balls and fucks a nigger? A shotgun.

    13. What’s the first thing taught in a Harlem driving school? How to
    unlock a car with a coat hanger.

    14. How do you say Rodney King in Spanish? Piñata.

    15. How many cops does it take to throw a nigger down a flight of
    stairs? None, he fell down them.

    16. What’s green and pink and purple and orange? A nigger dressed for

    17. What’s the New York State motto? Eat, Drink and be Merry, for
    tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in Central park.

    18. What do you say to a nigger in a three-piece suit? Will the
    defendant please rise.

    19. How is transportation being improved in Harlem? They’re planting
    the trees closer together.

    20. Why do niggers call white people “honkies”? That’s the last noise
    they hear before the white people run them over.

    21. How was break dancing invented? By black kids stealing hubcaps
    from moving cars.

    22. When does an African-American become a nigger? When he leaves the

    23. What’s white and looks good on a nigger? A toe tag.

    24. Did you hear about the new video game called “Black Man”? It’s a
    pair of lips chasing a watermelon.

    25. Why do nigger women have such big purses? To carry all of the

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