From RAG Seely@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 31 10:42:35 2021
"If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's age or something, I would approach him and become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he'd come to my way of thinking."
-- Yoko Ono
"Hitler's Time"
by R.A.G. Seely
He was troubled in wartime
The man needed to mend
Had I lived in Hitler's time
I'd become his girlfriend
His sermonizing, sublime
Theatric, affected
Had I lived in Hitler's time
I'd take him straight to bed
He was deemed not worth a dime
The first-class found him crude
Had I lived in Hitler's time
Together we'd pose nude
He was passed on in his prime
He found the world unfair
Had I lived in Hitler's time
I'd have him grow his hair
Though the cause of cruel war crimes
Adolph had a good heart
Had I lived in Hitler's time
I'd instruct him in art
Throughout his Mein Kampf he climbed
To make Germany pure
Had I lived in Hitler's time
He'd not resist my lure