"Glass of Stout"
by R.A.G. Seely
IPAs and pilseners
Have merits I'll not flout
But the beer style I prefer
Is, assuredly, stout
Your first sip may seem a shock
The drink is dense, no doubt
When my watch reads Beer O'Clock
I opt for thick, dark stout
Stout evolved from stout porter
It's black as all get-out
If it's fresh and unfiltered
I'd like a glass of stout
Brit brewers may add lactose
Yeast's benefits I'll tout
Pick the hops, let barley roast
Transform it into stout
Hops bring balance, bitterness
A pleasing herbal note
Beamish, Murphy's, or Guinness?
A dusky Irish stout
Doppels and dunkelweizens
Are well worth seeking out
I savor obsidian
Velvety, viscous stout
Germans call beer "liquid bread"
Quite credible, those krauts
Though Spaten sports a fine spread
I'd sooner sip a stout
San Quentin is the shiz'nit
Rogue Shakespeare sure has clout
Ipswich Oatmeal, my fav'rite
A potent pint of stout
See the head of fizzy foam?
Remedy for a drought
Through the barley, let us roam!
Silky, sepia stout
Bubbly beer, "Vitamin B"
When it pours, I won't pout
Where's the nearest brewery?
I'd like a glass of stout
-=RAGS=-
On Saturday, September 21, 2019 at 6:12:08 PM UTC-6, Cindybin wrote:
drugs like alcohol! A casual booze drinker is no better than a casual pot smoker, except they aren't breaking the law! People need to grow up and set an example! And what gets me is that I have ranted about this for 20 years online! TWENTY YEARS!! Haven'A "stout". Oh brother. You guys all think you have to drink beer to fit in and be a man and be all social. It shouldn't be that way! My husband doesn't drink and neither do our grown sons!! It is immoral and just plain immature to use mind-altering
Hey, babe - relax. Chill out. Have a beer, a shot,
or smoke a blunt. It's not for you to pass judgement
on anyone's choice of recreational intoxicants. These
poor bastards on RMB are obsessed with 50+ year-old
teenybopper music and they damnwell *need* something
to take the edge off their maniacal devotion to losers
who pushed communism and weird religion more than half
a century ago. So let 'em smoke, let 'em drink or pop
pills - it makes 'em stupid and easy to beat. I don't
drink, never have (I'm 71) but I don't give a shit if
anyone else does. It's not my problem, see? And it ain't
yours either. So stuff it.
Lord Valve, ThD
American/Patriot (fuck you!)
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On Sunday, September 22, 2019 at 8:07:09 AM UTC-5, Norbert K wrote:drugs like alcohol! A casual booze drinker is no better than a casual pot smoker, except they aren't breaking the law! People need to grow up and set an example! And what gets me is that I have ranted about this for 20 years online! TWENTY YEARS!! Haven'
On Saturday, September 21, 2019 at 8:12:08 PM UTC-4, Cindybin wrote:
On Sunday, September 15, 2019 at 5:34:21 PM UTC-5, Phil Reynolds wrote:
On Sun, 15 Sep 2019 10:44:19 -0700 (PDT)
Kenji <kenj...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Tuesday, May 3, 2011 at 10:20:18 AM UTC-4, RAG Seely wrote:
"Glass of Stout"
by R.A.G. Seely
IPAs and pilseners
Have merits I'll not flout
But the beer style I prefer
Is, assuredly, stout
Your first sip may seem a shock
The drink is dense, no doubt
When my watch reads Beer O'Clock
I opt for thick, dark stout
Stout evolved from stout porter
It's black as all get-out
If it's fresh and unfiltered
I'd like a glass of stout
Brit brewers may add lactose
Yeast's benefits I'll tout
Pick the hops, let barley roast
Transform it into stout
Hops bring balance, bitterness
A pleasing herbal note
Beamish, Murphy's, or Guinness?
A dusky Irish stout
Doppels and dunkelweizens
Are well worth seeking out
I savor obsidian
Velvety, viscous stout
Germans call beer "liquid bread"
Quite credible, those krauts
Though Spaten sports a fine spread
I'd sooner sip a stout
San Quentin is the shiz'nit
Rogue Shakespeare sure has clout
Ipswich Oatmeal, my fav'rite
A potent pint of stout
See the head of fizzy foam?
Remedy for a drought
Through the barley, let us roam!
Silky, sepia stout
Bubbly beer, "Vitamin B"
When it pours, I won't pout
Where's the nearest brewery?
I'd like a glass of stout
-=RAGS=-
Missed the original posting.
I too like stout, not exclusively though.
My favourites:
Amber Chocolate Orange Stout
Bristol Milk Stout
O'Hanlon's Port Stout
For a "that doesn't look like stout but tastes like it": Durham White Stout.
--
Phil Reynolds
mail: phil...@tinsleyviaduct.com
PLEASE followup news posts in news
Web: http://phil.tinsleyviaduct.com/
A "stout". Oh brother. You guys all think you have to drink beer to fit in and be a man and be all social. It shouldn't be that way! My husband doesn't drink and neither do our grown sons!! It is immoral and just plain immature to use mind-altering
you DON'T drink. And Heavenly Father doesn't want us using alcohol. I'm a convert to the Mormon church, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and we have revelation from God about why it's wrong to use mind-altering drugs like alcohol andYour "husband," eh? Is he a closet queer and pursuer of high school boys by any chance? In your neo-prohibitionism and hysterical tone, you remind me of someone I once had the misfortune to be acquainted with.Now see? This proves my point! You guys are such sheep, so unsure of yourselves, that you think you HAVE to drink beer in order to prove you are a man. You think that anybody who doesn't drink must be gay or something. Again, you are more of a man if
"Glass of Stout"
by R.A.G. Seely
IPAs and pilseners
Have merits I'll not flout
But the beer style I prefer
Is, assuredly, stout
Your first sip may seem a shock
The drink is dense, no doubt
When my watch reads Beer O'Clock
I opt for thick, dark stout
Stout evolved from stout porter
It's black as all get-out
If it's fresh and unfiltered
I'd like a glass of stout
Brit brewers may add lactose
Yeast's benefits I'll tout
Pick the hops, let barley roast
Transform it into stout
Hops bring balance, bitterness
A pleasing herbal note
Beamish, Murphy's, or Guinness?
A dusky Irish stout
Doppels and dunkelweizens
Are well worth seeking out
I savor obsidian
Velvety, viscous stout
Germans call beer "liquid bread"
Quite credible, those krauts
Though Spaten sports a fine spread
I'd sooner sip a stout
San Quentin is the shiz'nit
Rogue Shakespeare sure has clout
Ipswich Oatmeal, my fav'rite
A potent pint of stout
See the head of fizzy foam?
Remedy for a drought
Through the barley, let us roam!
Silky, sepia stout
Bubbly beer, "Vitamin B"
When it pours, I won't pout
Where's the nearest brewery?
I'd like a glass of stout
-=RAGS=-
On Sunday, September 22, 2019 at 7:53:07 AM UTC-4, Lord Valve wrote:
On Saturday, September 21, 2019 at 6:12:08 PM UTC-6, Cindybin wrote:
drugs like alcohol! A casual booze drinker is no better than a casual pot smoker, except they aren't breaking the law! People need to grow up and set an example! And what gets me is that I have ranted about this for 20 years online! TWENTY YEARS!! Haven'A "stout". Oh brother. You guys all think you have to drink beer to fit in and be a man and be all social. It shouldn't be that way! My husband doesn't drink and neither do our grown sons!! It is immoral and just plain immature to use mind-altering
Hey, babe - relax. Chill out. Have a beer, a shot,
or smoke a blunt. It's not for you to pass judgement
on anyone's choice of recreational intoxicants. These
poor bastards on RMB are obsessed with 50+ year-old
teenybopper music and they damnwell *need* something
to take the edge off their maniacal devotion to losers
who pushed communism and weird religion more than half
a century ago. So let 'em smoke, let 'em drink or pop
pills - it makes 'em stupid and easy to beat. I don't
drink, never have (I'm 71) but I don't give a shit if
anyone else does. It's not my problem, see? And it ain't
yours either. So stuff it.
Lord Valve, ThD
American/Patriot (fuck you!)
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I can't believe how *human* you were in this thread, LV - that is, aside from the profanity and Trump sh%t at the end.
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