Fokes, in his Playboy interview, which is his own words, straight from
his own mouth, sittin beside the woman (mutha to his chile, insprashim
to his songs, masta to his pupil) he dearly loved, John has lotsa
wondafull momints. Like my all time fave, "Fuck you brotha and
sista!!" But theirs lotsa other good ones...like the one where he
esposes Darwan as a fake and a frod. "We din't come from no goddam
monkeys!!! We came from FISH!!" so much fer firkin science!! Them's
John's words and that's IT.
So the question then becomes, What KIND of freakin fish did we come
from?? What kind o fish did YOU usta be?? If we was cat's, it would
be easy. Cuz they usta be catfish. And dogs usta be dogfish
naturaly. But last time ole MC checkered, their was no such friggin
THING as a goddam MANFISH!! (Annif their was, I sure as heck never
cottim. Cuz like, if I caught a fish, and then he start talkin to me
in English, I'd ploppim back in the ole goddang drink!! I'd say "Your
off the hook lil buddy. Now go forf and ebolbe. Mebbe next time I
see's ya, ya'll be a fully blowed man, with two dicks and a cock!!)
Anyways, I been wondrin and thinkin, what kind o fish did I usta be??
Then it donned on me. I musta been a Big Mouth Bass!! Cuz, as you
can see from how offins I post, I got one helluva big freakin mouth!!
And why bass?? Well, cuz it rhymes with ass, and as you can prolly
imagines, I got myself one great big wobbly ass but. Also as you may
or may not know, I love the Yoke, and she got quite a biggole dumpy
pair o buttocks herself.
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