Something that is a profound statement is saying KISS cannot play their instruments. One theory behind that is skill. I am here today to tell you
that is not the case, but rather when Gene slammed his bass into the stage
last night, Ace’s guitar exploded into a shower of feathers and glitter.
Ace, surprised like a loon, whipped out a jack knife and walked over to
Gene, stabbing Gene’s bass to what~?! Yes, that’s right. It exploded like a bunch of m80s.
Upon inspection, it appears Gene’s bass was simply made out of a bunch of m80s. Ace’s guitar was also just a shitload of feathers. How he even
remotely played that thing is a mystery.
Vinnie could be seen laughing like a 1980s gangster in the background while proceeding to trip over a guitar cable.
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