Gene getting Rock Bottomed by Eddie Van Halen
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All on Fri Oct 9 01:47:15 2020
By: Antarctic PREZZ
Recently, I sat down with Gene Simmons (of $LIMMONS Nutrition Bars fame) to discuss him getting Rock Bottomed by EVH into a vat of hydrochloric acid, which, we all know, is the KISS makeup origin story.
“He just hoisted me up after I was dazed after a bender...hah, my famous drunken benders. SSH. And then, oinks! Right into the pit of acid. I had a
jeri curl for a while. Don’t touch my money, dude...’rona can’t kill mah money!!!@1”.
It was a grate tale. A whale tail, even. It remains to be seen if this is
truly the end of the road for Gene, or even him riding around on Doc McGhee horseback.
Suckin’ a Racehorses Dick,
2020
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