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Lyrics:Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
From
crobertson2800@gmail.com@21:1/5 to
G. Hunnicutt on Tue Feb 12 11:00:45 2019
On Monday, June 19, 1995 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-6, G. Hunnicutt wrote:
I am compiling the lyrics of the childhood song sung to the tune of
"The Old Gray Mare" that started with "Great Big Gobs of Greasy Grimy
Gopher Guts" or variations of the same. If you remember yours please
send me your version along with where you were when you learned this
version. I have found some interesting variations that perhaps have a regional distribution. Thank you all who have responded and those that
will. Gary
Please respond to: Hunnicutt@sun.uchc.edu
Great green gobs of greasy Grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
dirty little birdies feet
French fried eyeball simmering in a pool of blood
and i don't have a spoon
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From
thelittleluce@gmail.com@21:1/5 to
All on Mon Jun 10 09:23:38 2019
Great green globs of gushy grimy gopher guts,
Little dirty birdie's feet,
Mutilated monkey's meat,
Five green eyeball rolling down the muddy street
And I forgot my spoon,
I forgot my spoon,
Five quart jars of prickly priceless porpoise pus,
And I forgot my spoon.
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From
thelittleluce@gmail.com@21:1/5 to
All on Mon Jun 10 09:24:54 2019
Brooklyn, NY, late 50's
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From
shandreya@gmail.com@21:1/5 to
All on Tue Aug 20 13:08:19 2019
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little Birdy dirty feet
French fried eyeballs floating in a bowl of blood
That's what I had for lunch
Without a spoon
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From
john.nestler@gmail.com@21:1/5 to
All on Thu Jan 23 17:03:22 2020
Great big gobs of greasy grimy Gopher Guts mutilated monkey nuts that's all I got
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From
Still Bud@21:1/5 to
All on Thu Jan 23 20:44:55 2020
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From
Still Bud@21:1/5 to
All on Thu Jan 23 20:43:33 2020
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From
asia2429@aol.com@21:1/5 to
All on Tue Feb 11 05:19:04 2020
Our version in central Illinois,
Went like this: great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guys
Mutalated monkey meat
French fried eyeballs simmering in a pot of stew
And me without my spoon! That's all I can remember!
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From
cnotemcq@gmail.com@21:1/5 to
G. Hunnicutt on Wed May 20 06:29:56 2020
On Monday, June 19, 1995 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, G. Hunnicutt wrote:
I am compiling the lyrics of the childhood song sung to the tune of
"The Old Gray Mare" that started with "Great Big Gobs of Greasy Grimy
Gopher Guts" or variations of the same. If you remember yours please
send me your version along with where you were when you learned this
version. I have found some interesting variations that perhaps have a regional distribution. Thank you all who have responded and those that
will. Gary
Please respond to: Hunnicutt@sun.uchc.edu
Great big gobs of:
Greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated up monkey meat,
Chopped up birdie feet,
French fried eyeballs floatin' in a pool of grease,
And I Forget my spoooooon!
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From
melaniewatkins88@gmail.com@21:1/5 to
All on Tue Jul 7 08:10:20 2020
Great gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Turtles’ hands and turtles’ feet
French fried eyeballs roasting in a pot of snot
And I forgot my spoon
But I’ve got my straaawwwww [insert slurping noise]
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From
teara2299@gmail.com@21:1/5 to
All on Sun Aug 2 13:18:41 2020
A Great big gob of mutilated monkey meat, little birdie's dirty feet, french fried eye-balls sitting in a pool of blood and I forgot my spoon. I learned it in Michigan.
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From
cainewulfe@21:1/5 to
All on Mon Jan 17 09:31:00 2022
Great green gobs of gooey grimy gopher guts
Munched up monkey meat
Little birdies dirty feet
French fried eyeballs floating in a bowl of stew
Oops I forgot my straw, but I got ma SPOON!
Ontario, Canada 1990s
Learned through family, not school
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From
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teara2299@gmail.com on Tue Jan 18 00:51:58 2022
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From
Bretton Ferguson@21:1/5 to
All on Wed Oct 19 16:20:36 2022
The way we sung it as best I remember was:
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Half eaten hippo hearts,
French fried eyeballs soaking in a pool of blood,
And I forgot my spoon.
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From
Jericho Mt@21:1/5 to
All on Thu Jan 19 15:58:47 2023
This is what we sang:
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Itty bitty birdy feet,
Marmalade and money meat
All put together with all purpose porpoise puss
That’s what were having for lunch …. And supper too..
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From
Rod Neumann@21:1/5 to
G. Hunnicutt on Tue Feb 14 14:08:19 2023
On Monday, June 19, 1995 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, G. Hunnicutt wrote:
I am compiling the lyrics of the childhood song sung to the tune of
"The Old Gray Mare" that started with "Great Big Gobs of Greasy Grimy
Gopher Guts" or variations of the same. If you remember yours please
send me your version along with where you were when you learned this
version. I have found some interesting variations that perhaps have a regional distribution. Thank you all who have responded and those that
will. Gary
Please respond to: Hunn...@sun.uchc.edu
circa 1958, I remember kindergarten kids reciting on the bus when I was in 3rd grade... they must have repeated it a lot that I still remember it. Too bad I don't remember as much the important stuff.
" Ham sandwich
Pus on Top,
Monkey Vomit
Camel Snot,
Alligator Eyeball rolled in glue,
That's the sandwich just for you."
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