• New filk: She Blinded Me For Science

    From Arthur T.@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jun 18 23:13:04 2021
    Title: She Blinded Me For Science
    ttto: She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby and J. Kerr

    The best way to do testing
    Is plain for everyone to see
    So I am not protesting
    The secret thing she did to me
    She blinded me for science
    Because I am an enrollee

    She is also testing blind
    (Blinding her for science testing)
    (Testing!)
    That's how good tests are designed
    (Blinding her for science testing)
    (Testing!)
    (Testing!)

    It's double-blinded testing
    Blinding her and blinding me
    Although I am requesting
    Real drug is never guaranteed
    She blinded me for science
    (She blinded me for science)
    As ordered by the referee

    Now she's checking me for signs
    (Testing!)
    See if study's well-designed
    (Blinding us for science testing)
    (Testing!)
    (Testing!)

    We're double-blinded testing
    Overcoming bias now
    They're checking that we're testing
    In ways that science will allow
    They blinded us for science
    (They blinded us for science)
    We know results will be good now

    (Designing of the protocols - they're wonderful!)

    [Spoken:]
    Now
    You can believe it!
    All the biases
    Done away with by just this simple technique
    All the preconceptions
    Will go away
    [Transitioning back to singing]
    And so we are attesting
    The best way to do testing
    Is plain for everyone to see
    So I am not protesting
    The secret thing she did to me
    She blinded me for science
    (They blinded us for science)
    Because I am an enrollee


    My lyrics copyright 2021 by Arthur Tansky. License granted for
    non-commercial, non-political archiving and performance as long as:
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    Arthur T. - ar23hur "at" pobox "dot" com

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