Will Dockery has confessed to me that he has finally realized that he is not perfect after all.
Just thought everyone would like to know.
Since he is obviously the best thing that has happened to Usenet and the people of earth since the discovery of baked potatoes.
On Thursday, July 14, 2022 at 5:05:42 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:warned about fire and brimstone. And he ended with a glorification of Jesus.
On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 1:19:21 AM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
Will Dockery has confessed to me that he has finally realized that he is not perfect after all.
Just thought everyone would like to know.
Since he is obviously the best thing that has happened to Usenet and the people of earth since the discovery of baked potatoes.Yes, I confess.
🙂Will, this thread reminds me of a very old joke about "perfection."
An Evangelist came to town and set up his tent for a Revival meeting. He handed out leaflets describing his sermon for that evening. By nightfall, hundreds of folks packed the tent to listen to the preacher. He launched into a lecture against sin. He
Gazing around the tent, he said to the crowd, "Jesus was the only perfect man ever to live. If you can name someone more perfect, raise your hand and tell me who that was."
Way in the back of the tent, an old man raised his hand.
The preacher was startled, "Stand up. You have the nerve...the audacity... to say that there was someone more perfect than Jesus Christ? "
Timidly, the old man said "Yes."
"And tell us who that was."
"My wife's first husband" said the old man.
On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 1:19:21 AM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:Will, this thread reminds me of a very old joke about "perfection."
Will Dockery has confessed to me that he has finally realized that he is not perfect after all.
Just thought everyone would like to know.
Since he is obviously the best thing that has happened to Usenet and the people of earth since the discovery of baked potatoes.Yes, I confess.
🙂
On Thursday, July 14, 2022 at 5:05:42 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:warned about fire and brimstone. And he ended with a glorification of Jesus.
On Thursday, June 30, 2022 at 1:19:21 AM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
Will Dockery has confessed to me that he has finally realized that he is not perfect after all.
Just thought everyone would like to know.
Since he is obviously the best thing that has happened to Usenet and the people of earth since the discovery of baked potatoes.Yes, I confess.
🙂Will, this thread reminds me of a very old joke about "perfection."
An Evangelist came to town and set up his tent for a Revival meeting. He handed out leaflets describing his sermon for that evening. By nightfall, hundreds of folks packed the tent to listen to the preacher. He launched into a lecture against sin. He
Gazing around the tent, he said to the crowd, "Jesus was the only perfect man ever to live. If you can name someone more perfect, raise your hand and tell me who that was."
Way in the back of the tent, an old man raised his hand.
The preacher was startled, "Stand up. You have the nerve...the audacity... to say that there was someone more perfect than Jesus Christ? "
Timidly, the old man said "Yes."
"And tell us who that was."
"My wife's first husband" said the old man.
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