• Clinton Democrat hillbilly chaos at Walmart as woman performs karate, s

    From Deplorable Redneck@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 15 20:12:44 2019
    XPost: alt.walmart, wi.general, alt.politics.democrats
    XPost: sac.politics

    Chaos descended on a Wisconsin Walmart store Wednesday night
    after a karate-performing mother, her naked son, and their
    belligerent dog shoplifted and ran amok in the store.

    The Eau Claire Police Department said on social media that the
    officers responded to a call that a woman, Lisa Smith, 46, and
    her dog “Bo” shoplifted items from the store. The woman’s son,
    26-year-old Benny Vann, was causing chaos in the store as well.

    Police learned that Smith came into the shop with Bo unleashed,
    with the dog immediately running off towards customers while the
    woman was pulling apart displays in the store and placing them
    in her cart.

    After being told to leave the store, the woman began showing off
    her karate moves in the parking lot to fend off police officers.

    The dog tried to flee the crime scene, albeit unsuccessfully,
    with a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix in his mouth.

    After a brief fight with the officers, Smith was arrested. As a
    last-ditch attempt, she tried to kick a window out of a police
    car.

    Her raucous son, meanwhile, was getting fully naked and began
    exposing himself to other customers at the store. He then tried
    to cover himself with new clothes from the store without
    intending to pay for them, police said.

    After officers confronted Vann, he threatened to run over them
    with his scooter, prompting the police to use physical force to
    stop the scooter and arrest the man.

    The mother was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting
    arrest, and misdemeanor bail jumping. The son is facing charges
    of lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail
    theft.

    The only character to get off scot-free is Bo, the dog.

    “Bo was caught by Officers in the store and brought to the
    Humane Association. The dog was not charged – we issued him a
    warning for the theft,” police said in a statement.

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/chaos-walmart-woman-karate-son- exposes-dog-steals-food

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)