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  • Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK

    From Mike Moore@21:1/5 to Schadenfreude on Tue Dec 3 16:57:24 2019
    XPost: talk.politics.guns, uk.politics.misc, alt.solipsism
    XPost: uk.current-events.terrorism

    In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscuup0h9bepo932meiae@4ax.com>
    Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> wrote:

    https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK

    LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
    tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
    attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
    weapons.

    Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous surrender bins immediately.

    "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
    Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK
    cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage
    these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just
    trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by
    giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."

    Shameful, simply shameful. The nerve of those Brits practicing
    any sort of self-preservation.

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  • From Just Wondering@21:1/5 to Mike Moore on Tue Dec 3 11:24:24 2019
    XPost: talk.politics.guns, uk.politics.misc, alt.solipsism
    XPost: uk.current-events.terrorism

    On 12/3/2019 8:57 AM, Mike Moore wrote:
    In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscuup0h9bepo932meiae@4ax.com>
    Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> wrote:

    https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-throughout-UK

    LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
    tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
    attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
    weapons.

    Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous
    surrender bins immediately.

    "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
    Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other UK
    cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the damage
    these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace is just
    trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London safe again by
    giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."

    Shameful, simply shameful. The nerve of those Brits practicing
    any sort of self-preservation.

    Parliament should enact some narwhal tusk laws. That will
    surely put a stop to this sort of thing.

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  • From michael_bean@yahoo.com@21:1/5 to All on Thu Dec 5 06:56:20 2019
    XPost: talk.politics.guns, uk.politics.misc, alt.solipsism
    XPost: uk.current-events.terrorism

    On 03 Dec 2019, Just Wondering <JW@jw.com> posted some news:sLxFF.30174$rA7.8777@fx20.iad:

    On 12/3/2019 8:57 AM, Mike Moore wrote:
    In article <4nqaue1qf2mr9dscuup0h9bepo932meiae@4ax.com>
    Klaus Schadenfreude <klausschadenfreude@null.net> wrote:

    https://babylonbee.com/news/narwhal-tusk-surrender-bins-installed-thr
    oughout-UK

    LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal
    tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen
    attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly
    weapons.

    Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the
    anonymous surrender bins immediately.

    "Don't make a fuss -- surrender your tusk," said MPS Commissioner
    Cressida Dick in a passionate plea for Londoners and those in other
    UK cities to surrender their sharpened tusks. "We have seen the
    damage these can do when a peaceful member of the religion of peace
    is just trying to spread his peace in peace. We must make London
    safe again by giving up all our mammalian tusks to the government."

    Shameful, simply shameful. The nerve of those Brits practicing
    any sort of self-preservation.

    Parliament should enact some narwhal tusk laws. That will
    surely put a stop to this sort of thing.

    Absolutely. And close any pubs that refuse to comply.

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