=== 1526-1550 - 3.8 ====================================================== Title: Best of Internet Oracularities #1526-1550
Compiled-By: Steve Kinzler <steve@kinzler.com>
Date: 9 Sep 2015 08:48:30 -0400

Oracularities are the distilled wisdom and sagacity of the Internet
Oracle, as incarnated in its many anonymous e-mail participants.
This collection has been compiled from the regular Oracularities postings
#1526 through #1550 and contains the Oracularities rated by its readers
as among the funniest.

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--- 1533-09 0043b 4.4 ---------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: Christophe <xof@chanticleer.com>

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

What is the Oracle's definition of insanity?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} "Talks to imaginary friends, expecting answers, and gets them."

--- 1541-10 01459 4.2 ---------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: Dave <lightinchains@gmail.com>

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

When I get out of high school I want to be a pundit. They get mentioned
in the news allot like politicians and bombers and soldiers but I don't
think they have to kill people. Can you tell me some good ones to get
me started? All I have now is that stale one about "no pun in ten did."

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} When I was young, I wanted to be a pop star. I was Adam Ant.
}
} Later I changed my mind and wanted to be a DJ,