=== 1551-1575 - 4.0 ====================================================== Title: Best of Internet Oracularities #1551-1575
Compiled-By: Steve Kinzler <
steve@kinzler.com>
Date: 28 Aug 2018 09:16:45 -0400
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--- 1552-04 0127a 4.3 ---------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: Tim Chew <
twchew@mindspring.com>
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
I've often wondered how Julius Caesar would do as a taxicab driver in
New York City in 1934. He'd already speak Italian, sort of, and could probably pick up Yiddish and Brooklynese pretty fast.
You will of course already know the answer to this and other perplexing questions, so there will be no need for extensive research. But just in
case, if you happen to do research, don't forget to bring me along!
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Oracle's log, no stardate. For Zadoc and I, time does not exist. I made
} the mistake of bringing a Supplicant back in time to take Julius Caesar
} on a trip to 1934. Big mistake. Now, all Earth history has been
} changed. Upon arriving in New York City in 1934, the Supplicant went on
} a drinking bender and ran laughing into the night. In o