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    From jaugustine@verizon.net@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 23 14:42:00 2019
    To help save the economy, the government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

    Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

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  • From Mike Smith@21:1/5 to jaugu...@verizon.net on Sun May 26 12:16:40 2019
    On Tuesday, 23 April 2019 20:43:44 UTC+1, jaugu...@verizon.net wrote:
    To help save the economy, the government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

    Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

    Nice, but I would beware of offering them ideas!

    Cheers

    Mike

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