Cell Phone
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All on Fri Sep 15 10:35:21 2023
Several men at a golf club in the locker room
when a cell phone on a bench rings. A
man uses the speaker phone function so everyone
can hear.
WOMAN: Honey, it's me! Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I'm at the mall and I found this beautiful
leather coat for only $1000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, go ahead if you really like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped at the Mercedes dealership and
saw a gorgeous new model for only $128,000!
MAN: If that is the one you really want, go ahead and get
it. For that price, make sure it has all the options.
WOMAN: Great! I love you darling. I'll see you later!
MAN: Bye, I love you too.
The man hangs up the phone and asks: "Anyone know
whose phone this is?"
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