• Very Old Friends

    From jaugustine@verizon.net@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jun 25 11:06:32 2023
    Harry and George have been friends for over 70 years. They both love golfing.

    One day Harry said to George, I wonder if there are golf courses in
    heaven? George said, "who ever passes first, should let the
    other one know."

    It wasn't long after that when George passed away.

    One night in a dream, Harry heard George calling to him. Harry asked,
    "Hi George, are there golf courses in heaven?" George said, " I have
    good news and bad news." Harry asked, "What's the good news?".
    George answered, "there are plenty of golf courses up here."
    Harry asked, "what's the bad news?" George answered, "you tee
    off tomorrow morning."

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