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  • Anyone have a list of funny names (like Hugh Jass, Oliver Closof, e

    From Spencer Ciotti@21:1/5 to jhaigler on Fri Oct 16 04:59:56 2020
    On Thursday, May 9, 1996 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, jhaigler wrote:
    I saw these on the David Letterman show earlier in the week, and thought
    it had to be fake, until the people showed their drivers license
    immediately after stating their names. Here goes...

    (Hope i don't get into copyright trouble.)
    10 - Dick Hertz
    9 - Phil McCracken
    8 - Anita Legg
    7 - Harry Dong (obviously Long's brother)
    6 - George Titman
    5 - Justa Duck (bless her heart, she looked depressed)
    4 - Dick Week
    3 - Teddy Bair
    2 - Harry Bush
    1 - Dick Head
    A fellow I work with swears he went to school with a girl named
    Mary Christmas. There are indeed, people in the Va/NC mountains with
    the last name of Christmas.
    Jeff
    Aanya D.

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  • From J Christopher@21:1/5 to Theodore A. Waniuk on Wed Aug 11 20:31:40 2021
    On Thursday, April 4, 1996 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-7, Theodore A. Waniuk wrote:
    I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons: Hugh Jass
    Amanda Huggenkiss
    Oliver Closof
    Phillip McKrevasse
    Ivana Tinkle
    Adolph Oliver Bush
    Mike Rotch
    Buster Hymen
    Haywood Jablomi
    I am looking for a list of these that I know must be out there somewhere...

    Andy Waniuk
    twa...@hmc.edu

    This is ancient

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  • From MAXIMO MENDEZ-AGUILAR@21:1/5 to J Christopher on Thu Sep 30 07:59:45 2021
    On Wednesday, August 11, 2021 at 11:31:42 PM UTC-4, J Christopher wrote:
    On Thursday, April 4, 1996 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-7, Theodore A. Waniuk wrote:
    I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons: Hugh Jass
    Amanda Huggenkiss
    Oliver Closof
    Phillip McKrevasse
    Ivana Tinkle
    Adolph Oliver Bush
    Mike Rotch
    Buster Hymen
    Haywood Jablomi
    I am looking for a list of these that I know must be out there somewhere...

    Andy Waniuk
    twa...@hmc.edu
    This is ancient
    IT REALLY IS!!!! 1996!!!

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  • From Joram van Hartingsveldt@21:1/5 to Theodore A. Waniuk on Fri Oct 29 06:59:42 2021
    On Thursday, 4 April 1996 at 09:00:00 UTC+1, Theodore A. Waniuk wrote:
    I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons: Hugh Jass
    Amanda Huggenkiss
    Oliver Closof
    Phillip McKrevasse
    Ivana Tinkle
    Adolph Oliver Bush
    Mike Rotch
    Buster Hymen
    Haywood Jablomi
    I am looking for a list of these that I know must be out there somewhere...

    Andy Waniuk
    twa...@hmc.edu

    Wayne Kerr
    Amanda Jamitinya
    Harry Baals

    Hope this helps.

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  • From The Indian Pianist@21:1/5 to Theodore A. Waniuk on Mon Nov 1 00:56:12 2021
    On Thursday, 4 April 1996 at 09:00:00 UTC+1, Theodore A. Waniuk wrote:
    I can get it started with a few, some of them borrowed from the Simpsons: Hugh Jass
    Amanda Huggenkiss
    Oliver Closof
    Phillip McKrevasse
    Ivana Tinkle
    Adolph Oliver Bush
    Mike Rotch
    Buster Hymen
    Haywood Jablomi
    I am looking for a list of these that I know must be out there somewhere...

    Andy Waniuk
    twa...@hmc.edu

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KTVU#2013_Asiana_Airlines_graphic

    "During the July 12, 2013, noon newscast, anchor Tori Campbell read a news release that claimed to identify the four pilots of Asiana Airlines Flight 214, which crash landed at San Francisco International Airport on July 6. A summer intern at the
    National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) had incorrectly confirmed the spellings of the satirical names to a KTVU staffer who called to verify the release. The names read were: Captain Sum Ting Wong ("something['s] wrong"), Wi Tu Lo ("we [are] too low"
    , referring to the plane's altitude), Ho Lee Fuk ("holy f***", but pronounced by Campbell as /hoʊ liː fuk/) and Bang Ding Ow (onomatopoeia for hitting the ground and exclamations of pain)."

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  • From Martha James@21:1/5 to All on Mon Nov 14 14:19:21 2022
    Crystal Ball
    Willie Raper
    Almos Saine

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  • From Jashonn Reese@21:1/5 to Martha James on Thu Apr 6 16:28:31 2023
    On Monday, November 14, 2022 at 5:19:22 PM UTC-5, Martha James wrote:
    Crystal Ball
    Willie Raper
    Almos Saine
    Nobody in their right mind would say willie raper

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  • From Aiden Katchorick@21:1/5 to Jashonn Reese on Tue Apr 11 08:47:16 2023
    On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 7:28:32 p.m. UTC-4, Jashonn Reese wrote:
    On Monday, November 14, 2022 at 5:19:22 PM UTC-5, Martha James wrote:
    Crystal Ball
    Willie Raper
    Almos Saine
    Nobody in their right mind would say willie raper
    Can't help but notice how OLD this threat is lmfao

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  • From Benjamin Granville@21:1/5 to Aiden Katchorick on Tue Apr 11 08:50:07 2023
    On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 4:49:07 PM UTC+1, Aiden Katchorick wrote:
    On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 7:28:32 p.m. UTC-4, Jashonn Reese wrote:
    On Monday, November 14, 2022 at 5:19:22 PM UTC-5, Martha James wrote:
    Crystal Ball
    Willie Raper
    Almos Saine
    Nobody in their right mind would say willie raper
    Can't help but notice how OLD this thread is lmfao

    this is ANCIENT dude

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  • From Aiden Katchorick@21:1/5 to Jashonn Reese on Tue Apr 11 08:49:05 2023
    On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 7:28:32 p.m. UTC-4, Jashonn Reese wrote:
    On Monday, November 14, 2022 at 5:19:22 PM UTC-5, Martha James wrote:
    Crystal Ball
    Willie Raper
    Almos Saine
    Nobody in their right mind would say willie raper
    Can't help but notice how OLD this thread is lmfao

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