Harry and George have been friends for over 70 years. They both love golfing.

One day Harry said to George, I wonder if there are golf courses in
heaven? George said, "who ever passes first, should let the
other one know."

It wasn't long after that when George passed away.

One night in a dream, Harry heard George calling to him. Harry asked,
"Hi George, are there golf courses in heaven?" George said, " I have
good news and bad news." Harry asked, "What's the good news?".
George answered, "there are plenty of golf courses up here."
Harry asked, "what's the bad news?" George answered, "you tee
off tomorrow morning."

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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody
5-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did."

The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a
five."

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