On Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:40:26 +0100, Rudolpho <
a@b.invalid> wrote:
Irishman trying to learn golf and having a terrible time of it. "I'd
give just about anything to get this right!" he says aloud.
Straight on the Devil appears and says "Anything?"
"Well, short of selling my soul, yes."
"How about giving up sex for the rest of your life?"
"Done and done!" He finishes the game in rare good form and rumor of his
deal spreads thru the clubhouse. One of the members, a reporter, sees a
story here and asks him, "Sir, is it true you made a deal with the Devil
to become a great golfer?"
"True, enough."
"And you gave up sex as your part of the bargain?"
"True again!"
"And may I have your name, sir?"
"Certainly. Father Mike O'Ryan."
The punch line I remember from that joke is
"And that's how Father O'Ryan became this year's All-Ireland National
Amateur Golf Champion"
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