Since we're all into an Ebonics frenzy, I thought I would resurrect
the old "Spelling with Darnell" file. It's kinda like Ebonics but
different.
LEARNING TO SPELL WITH "DARNELL"
This is "Learning to Spell with Darnell." I be Darnell Jackson, and
today we're gonna spell the word__________. Spell it with me now,
____________. Now let's use it in a sentence.
Widen: "When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I
said, widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?"
Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night,
they said, Darnell, urinal lot of trouble."
Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment
right undermine.
Stain: "My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I
asked them, you plannin on stain?"
Sodomy: "When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one
sodomy and another bitch on the other sodomy."
Semen: "I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen
left and right."
Seldom: "I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the
other night, so I seldom to my friend."
Rectum: "I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both."
Polyp: "On my way home from the Piston's game the other night,
I was involved in a five-car polyp on I-75."
Penis: "I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me
a little paper cup and said, here penis.
Orgasm: "I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his
state. I asked if they electrocute em, hang, orgasm."
Oreo: "I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he
could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday."
Oral: "My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow
your head off."
Odyssey: "When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my
friends, you odyssey the tits on that babe."
Menstruate: "With the fashions today you can't keep the women and menstruate."
Manual: "I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble
if you keep messing with that hoe."
Letter: "The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnell's
door the other night and I wouldn't letter in."
July: "After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the
truth or July?"
Income: "My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my
wife."
Horde: "My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she
horde around in her school."
Honor: "At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who
be honor?"
Homo: "The bitch I'm living with called me at the bar the
other night. She said Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?"
Fortify: "I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile--How much? She said
fortify dollars. honey."
Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin
Melvin. I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house,
it be too small."
Foreclose: "If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more
money foreclose."
Fascinate: "My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on
it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."
Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment,
he's going to send me back to the big house."
Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what
Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension
hung like a horse."
Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."
Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to
keep a couple on decide.
Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple
double and my coach said data boy Darnell."
Copulate: "I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I
said copulate."
Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today,
what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"
Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll
have the bailiff clear the coatroom."
Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on
the porch."
Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to
Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."
Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch
pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."
Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this
beware I find be a job?"
Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start
swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."
Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink
out of when he was sitting on the front porch."
Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my
old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."
Anus: "The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be
looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we
said---anus."
Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for
afford.
Since we're all into an Ebonics frenzy, I thought I would resurrect
the old "Spelling with Darnell" file. It's kinda like Ebonics but
different.
LEARNING TO SPELL WITH "DARNELL"
This is "Learning to Spell with Darnell." I be Darnell Jackson, and
today we're gonna spell the word__________. Spell it with me now,
____________. Now let's use it in a sentence.
Widen: "When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I
said, widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?"
Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night,
they said, Darnell, urinal lot of trouble."
Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment
right undermine.
Stain: "My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I
asked them, you plannin on stain?"
Sodomy: "When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one
sodomy and another bitch on the other sodomy."
Semen: "I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen
left and right."
Seldom: "I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the
other night, so I seldom to my friend."
Rectum: "I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both."
Polyp: "On my way home from the Piston's game the other night,
I was involved in a five-car polyp on I-75."
Penis: "I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me
a little paper cup and said, here penis.
Orgasm: "I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his
state. I asked if they electrocute em, hang, orgasm."
Oreo: "I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he
could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday."
Oral: "My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow
your head off."
Odyssey: "When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my
friends, you odyssey the tits on that babe."
Menstruate: "With the fashions today you can't keep the women and menstruate."
Manual: "I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble
if you keep messing with that hoe."
Letter: "The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnell's
door the other night and I wouldn't letter in."
July: "After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the
truth or July?"
Income: "My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my
wife."
Horde: "My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she
horde around in her school."
Honor: "At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who
be honor?"
Homo: "The bitch I'm living with called me at the bar the
other night. She said Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?"
Fortify: "I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile--How much? She said
fortify dollars. honey."
Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin
Melvin. I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house,
it be too small."
Foreclose: "If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more
money foreclose."
Fascinate: "My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on
it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."
Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment,
he's going to send me back to the big house."
Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what
Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension
hung like a horse."
Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."
Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to
keep a couple on decide.
Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple
double and my coach said data boy Darnell."
Copulate: "I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I
said copulate."
Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today,
what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"
Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll
have the bailiff clear the coatroom."
Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on
the porch."
Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to
Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."
Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch
pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."
Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this
beware I find be a job?"
Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start
swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."
Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink
out of when he was sitting on the front porch."
Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my
old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."
Anus: "The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be
looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we
said---anus."
Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for
afford.
Hey Doc, are you still around? Will you get an update sent to you for
my reply...23 years later?
Since we're all into an Ebonics frenzy, I thought I would resurrect
the old "Spelling with Darnell" file. It's kinda like Ebonics but
different.
LEARNING TO SPELL WITH "DARNELL"
This is "Learning to Spell with Darnell." I be Darnell Jackson, and
today we're gonna spell the word__________. Spell it with me now, ____________. Now let's use it in a sentence.
Widen: "When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I
said, widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?"
Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night,
they said, Darnell, urinal lot of trouble."
Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment
right undermine.
Stain: "My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I
asked them, you plannin on stain?"
Sodomy: "When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one
sodomy and another bitch on the other sodomy."
Semen: "I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen
left and right."
Seldom: "I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the
other night, so I seldom to my friend."
Rectum: "I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both."
Polyp: "On my way home from the Piston's game the other night,
I was involved in a five-car polyp on I-75."
Penis: "I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me
a little paper cup and said, here penis.
Orgasm: "I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his
state. I asked if they electrocute em, hang, orgasm."
Oreo: "I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he
could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday."
Oral: "My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow
your head off."
Odyssey: "When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my
friends, you odyssey the tits on that babe."
Menstruate: "With the fashions today you can't keep the women and menstruate."
Manual: "I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble
if you keep messing with that hoe."
Letter: "The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnell's
door the other night and I wouldn't letter in."
July: "After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the
truth or July?"
Income: "My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my
wife."
Horde: "My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she
horde around in her school."
Honor: "At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who
be honor?"
Homo: "The bitch I'm living with called me at the bar the
other night. She said Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?"
Fortify: "I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile--How much? She said
fortify dollars. honey."
Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin
Melvin. I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house,
it be too small."
Foreclose: "If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more
money foreclose."
Fascinate: "My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on
it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."
Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment,
he's going to send me back to the big house."
Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what
Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension
hung like a horse."
Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."
Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to
keep a couple on decide.
Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple
double and my coach said data boy Darnell."
Copulate: "I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I
said copulate."
Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today,
what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"
Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll
have the bailiff clear the coatroom."
Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on
the porch."
Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to
Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."
Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch
pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."
Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this
beware I find be a job?"
Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start
swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."
Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink
out of when he was sitting on the front porch."
Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my
old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."
Anus: "The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be
looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we
said---anus."
Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for
afford.
Disease: Doctor, disease warts mean anything?
Mushroom: When my two fat sisters sit on the couch their ain't
mushroom left for me.
Since we're all into an Ebonics frenzy, I thought I would resurrect
the old "Spelling with Darnell" file. It's kinda like Ebonics but
different.
LEARNING TO SPELL WITH "DARNELL"
This is "Learning to Spell with Darnell." I be Darnell Jackson, and
today we're gonna spell the word__________. Spell it with me now, ____________. Now let's use it in a sentence.
Widen: "When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I
said, widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?"
Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night,
they said, Darnell, urinal lot of trouble."
Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment
right undermine.
Stain: "My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I
asked them, you plannin on stain?"
Sodomy: "When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one
sodomy and another bitch on the other sodomy."
Semen: "I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen
left and right."
Seldom: "I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the
other night, so I seldom to my friend."
Rectum: "I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both."
Polyp: "On my way home from the Piston's game the other night,
I was involved in a five-car polyp on I-75."
Penis: "I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me
a little paper cup and said, here penis.
Orgasm: "I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his
state. I asked if they electrocute em, hang, orgasm."
Oreo: "I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he
could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday."
Oral: "My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow
your head off."
Odyssey: "When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my
friends, you odyssey the tits on that babe."
Menstruate: "With the fashions today you can't keep the women and menstruate."
Manual: "I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble
if you keep messing with that hoe."
Letter: "The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnell's
door the other night and I wouldn't letter in."
July: "After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the
truth or July?"
Income: "My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my
wife."
Horde: "My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she
horde around in her school."
Honor: "At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who
be honor?"
Homo: "The bitch I'm living with called me at the bar the
other night. She said Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?"
Fortify: "I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile--How much? She said
fortify dollars. honey."
Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin
Melvin. I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house,
it be too small."
Foreclose: "If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more
money foreclose."
Fascinate: "My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on
it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."
Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment,
he's going to send me back to the big house."
Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what
Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension
hung like a horse."
Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."
Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to
keep a couple on decide.
Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple
double and my coach said data boy Darnell."
Copulate: "I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I
said copulate."
Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today,
what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"
Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll
have the bailiff clear the coatroom."
Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on
the porch."
Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to
Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."
Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch
pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."
Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this
beware I find be a job?"
Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start
swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."
Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink
out of when he was sitting on the front porch."
Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my
old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."
Anus: "The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be
looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we
said---anus."
Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for
afford.
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