• Learning to Spell With Darnell 2

    From bigwolflane@gmail.com@21:1/5 to Richard on Sat Mar 7 14:07:59 2020
    On Sunday, June 2, 1996 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Richard wrote:
    "This is learning to spell with Darnell. I be darnell Jackson, and today
    we gonna spell the word _____. Spell it with me now, _____. Now, let's
    use it in a sentence:

    Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next
    to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb."

    Mister: "My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister."

    Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment right undermine."

    Cadaver: "I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to
    see her, and he said I cadaver."

    Paramour: "I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and
    said what you got?. He said, 'I got an Ace high and you're going to need
    a paramour to beat me.'"

    Polyp: "On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was
    involved in a five car polyp on I-88."

    Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night, they
    said, 'Darnell urinal lot of trouble.'"

    Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady
    don't smell liquor on my breath."

    Cantilever: "My old lady just bitch, bitch but no matter how hard I try,
    I just cantilever."

    Acoustic: "On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and
    then took me to the pool hall."

    Potato: "All my friends try to tell me all this stuff, potato know shit"

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