A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the
countryside one evening. They walk to a nearby farm and the farmer
tells them it’s too late for a tow truck but he has only two extra beds
and one of them will have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu says, “I’m
humble, I’ll sleep in the barn.” But minutes later he returns and
knocks on the door and says, “There is a cow in the barn. It’s against
my beliefs to sleep in the same building as a cow.” So the rabbi says,
“It’s okay, I’ll sleep in the barn.” But soon, he is back knocking on
the door as well, saying, “There is a pig in the barn, and I cannot
shelter in a building with a pig.” So the lawyer is forced to sleep in
the barn. Shortly, there is another knock on the door and the farmer
sighs and answers it. It’s the pig and the cow.

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Stu
http://DownToEarthLawyer.com

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