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    From revsharkie@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Mon Mar 25 09:37:15 2019
    And then there were "Joes of Arc," which are the last few drops of coffee that drip onto the burner when you take the pot off to pour your cup.

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  • From revsharkie@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Mon Mar 25 09:40:04 2019
    Yes, but IIRC it's spelled "Acceloyello."

    I have all the books, but they're at home right now and I'm not. Sort of need them because I'm trying to remember one to use as a sermon title. I think it was "Azugoes," but I don't remember the exact spelling. That's the stuff that is put at the top
    or bottom of the stairs for someone to take with them "as you go."

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  • From matthew.brown50138@gmail.com@21:1/5 to matthew....@gmail.com on Fri Apr 5 08:41:05 2019
    On Friday, April 5, 2019 at 10:35:57 AM UTC-5, matthew....@gmail.com wrote:
    My favorite is"

    Wrigleymortis (rig lee MORTIS) - adj. Chewing gum that has been chewed for a lengthy period of time where the flavor has died and becomes hard to chew.


    Variant of:
    Wrigley mortis: the effect of a cold drink on chewing gum.

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  • From matthew.brown50138@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Fri Apr 5 08:35:56 2019
    My favorite is"

    Wrigleymortis (rig lee MORTIS) - adj. Chewing gum that has been chewed for a lengthy period of time where the flavor has died and becomes hard to chew.

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  • From nedvargar@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jul 10 12:24:11 2019
    I didn't see JuJuspection - verb. Holding your JuJuBees up to the movie screen to make sure of the color before you eat it.

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  • From no1volfreak@gmail.com@21:1/5 to hoplo...@gmail.com on Wed Jan 8 03:27:27 2020
    On Wednesday, April 29, 2015 at 12:24:37 PM UTC-4, hoplo...@gmail.com wrote:
    I believe this was one of Rich's originals:

    Carperimeter (kar pur IM eh ter) [noun]: The invisible boundary next to the wall where dust and fluff is "safe" from a vacuum cleaner.

    If memory serves me, it was "vacurimeter".

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  • From Friedrich Bellermann@21:1/5 to cesta...@gmail.com on Tue May 24 10:27:30 2022
    On Tuesday, May 1, 2018 at 3:49:35 PM UTC-3, cesta...@gmail.com wrote:
    Looking for singlet for pieces of truck tires on the highway.
    Got it:

    'Roadsam', a general term for debris and stuff free for the taking on roadsides. Derived from the nautical terms flotsam and jetsam

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  • From tom schnider@21:1/5 to Friedrich Bellermann on Fri Dec 16 22:45:09 2022
    On Tuesday, May 24, 2022 at 10:27:31 AM UTC-7, Friedrich Bellermann wrote:
    On Tuesday, May 1, 2018 at 3:49:35 PM UTC-3, cesta...@gmail.com wrote:
    Looking for singlet for pieces of truck tires on the highway.
    Got it:

    'Roadsam', a general term for debris and stuff free for the taking on roadsides. Derived from the nautical terms flotsam and jetsam

    "Billy Idling" verb - The act of parking but leaving the motor run until a cool song is over.

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  • From Jerry Dryer@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 16 19:41:17 2023
    POSPause (paws paws): the long momement of avoiding eye contact with the store clerk while the card reader authorizes the sale.

    Kyrligrapher (cry lig raffer): a graffitti arist. origin: Krylon (popular spray paint) + Calligrapher (arist specializing in ornate writing)

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