On Sunday, April 28, 1996 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Rick Powell wrote:
I have a little habit of funyn ways to answer phones but I am
running dry since I know only 4:
House of the lord, god speaking
Joe's creamatorium you kill 'em we grill 'em
Joe's taxidermy you snuff 'em we stuff 'em
Bonjurrrrrr ye cheese eatin surrendur monkey!
(Watch the Simpsons for the last 3)
Please post some original ones.
I haven't found many that work like this one but its my favorite.
*in a German accent*
Thank you for calling the German Coast Guard, what are you sinking about?
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