First, I've got to give this troll credit for being on topic. Laughably
so.
In article <1178180038.305806.90570@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com>,
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sphere@yahoo.com> wrote:
Violent games, made for the classic consoles, have ruined
many, many lives. They have turned a whole, promising
generation into "Generation Psycho", a generation
of spree killer, serial murderers, terrorists, rapists and
cannibals.
And that is what this forum is all about, reliving the terrors of our
youth.
Combat, Air Sea Battle, Space Invaders - these ATARI
games are pure violence and those who played them
are likely to commit serious crimes.
Let's see a show of hands, how many of us have committed crimes against
space invaders?
Pacman - this game is the reason for the rising number
of cannibal cases around the world.
Let's see, white dots equal human body parts. Yup, works for me.
Asteroids - a game that endorses mindless destruction.
Makes me long for the days when I watched Fred working in the quarry.
Berzerk - This game is a perfect shooting spree simulator.
I learned to stop, shoot only straight up, down, left or right and then resume running this way.
Kaboom - This is a prime terrorim simulation and probably
lead to the creation of Al Qaeda.
So that's why ebay.afg was so busy buying games.
The games of the 2nd generation were even worse,
including lots of brutal games like Commando, Ikari
Warriors and countless others.
Perfect strategies for learning to kill yourself by blowing yourself up.
One thing is for sure : These dangerous, brutal, violent
games destroyed the lives of many. Most of you are
probably psychopaths with dozens of corpses in
your cellars (if you didn't eat them yet). Many of you
will probably kill more people - just because of these
games.
It helps that I listen to Arlo Guthrie while playing my classic violence training simulators, particularly the line where he says, "I wanna kill, kill, kill, kill......."
jt
On Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 4:28:54 AM UTC-4, jt august wrote:
First, I've got to give this troll credit for being on topic. Laughably so.
In article <1178180038.305806.90570@e65g2000hsc.googlegroups.com>,
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sphere@yahoo.com> wrote:
Violent games, made for the classic consoles, have ruined
many, many lives. They have turned a whole, promising
generation into "Generation Psycho", a generation
of spree killer, serial murderers, terrorists, rapists and
cannibals.
And that is what this forum is all about, reliving the terrors of our youth.
Combat, Air Sea Battle, Space Invaders - these ATARI
games are pure violence and those who played them
are likely to commit serious crimes.
Let's see a show of hands, how many of us have committed crimes against space invaders?
Pacman - this game is the reason for the rising number
of cannibal cases around the world.
Let's see, white dots equal human body parts. Yup, works for me.
Asteroids - a game that endorses mindless destruction.
Makes me long for the days when I watched Fred working in the quarry.
Berzerk - This game is a perfect shooting spree simulator.
I learned to stop, shoot only straight up, down, left or right and then resume running this way.
Kaboom - This is a prime terrorim simulation and probably
lead to the creation of Al Qaeda.
So that's why ebay.afg was so busy buying games.
The games of the 2nd generation were even worse,
including lots of brutal games like Commando, Ikari
Warriors and countless others.
Perfect strategies for learning to kill yourself by blowing yourself up.
One thing is for sure : These dangerous, brutal, violent
games destroyed the lives of many. Most of you are
probably psychopaths with dozens of corpses in
your cellars (if you didn't eat them yet). Many of you
will probably kill more people - just because of these
games.
It helps that I listen to Arlo Guthrie while playing my classic violence training simulators, particularly the line where he says, "I wanna kill, kill, kill, kill......."
jt
"I wanna kill, kill, kill, kill......."
Huh huh ~~~~~~~~~~~~> WHOOOOOAAAAAA ~~~~~~~~~> Are you pretending to be mad at video games to kill them ???
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