Apologies to non-english speakers. Here's the original to give you context and the tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78gt7pfjlCU

Rewritten for the Monk Class...

Who likes eating Lichens?
Nutirtious and green?
Who can cast spells and have a Strength of 18?
The monkey man can! The monkey man can...

Who can punch as hard as Superman?
X-Ray vision too?
Get extra Damage from silver rings
And kicking boots too?
The monkey man can?
The monkey man can...

Who has see invisible?
Sleep resistance too?
Speed and poison resistance just after level 2?
The monkey man can?
The monkey man can!

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