I ran into a Spurt cartoon I thought was funny:
https://www.pinterest.at/pin/686306430697625507/?amp_client_id=CLIENT_ID %28_%29&mweb_unauth_id=%7B%7Bdefault.session%7D%7D&simplified=true
The scorpion on a pole really grabbed me so I looked it up, it's from
Critical Role.
I don't listen to Critical Role, I tried, but I find it boring
listening to live play podcasts/videos, and just keep thinking how I'd
be running it different to get off the boring bits. But there's this interesting/funny bit from Fandom which is much shorter to go over:
Spurt is Chris Perkin's kobold character (from WotC) which he played in
a guest spot.
"Spurt carried ... oddities ... Most notable is a cage which holds a
live skunk (Pepe.) Spurt wielded a staff with a live scorpion secured
to the tip, stinger end pointed out (Stingy,) and a bag of hornets tied
to the end."
"Spurt's brother was eaten by a green slime (the same green slime that
he kept in a pot, in fact). Spurt claims it to be the worst thing he
had ever seen."
Other notable items:
Basket of centipedes
The "centi-pult"
Swarm of rot grubs
The whole entry:
https://criticalrole.fandom.com/wiki/Spurt
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