• Tracy's HackMoor Campaign 2016/05/16

    From Tracy Johnson@21:1/5 to All on Sun May 29 15:42:21 2016
    XPost: alt.games.adnd, rec.games.frp.dnd

    Games are on Monday night sometime after 5:30PM at World's Best Comics,
    9714 Warwick Blvd Newport News, Virginia 23601.

    This time we had two cheap pizzas from Costco, one combination, and one
    plain cheese.

    ++++ START OF SESSION ++++

    This time we had a quorum, but it was sub-optimal.

    (Note: If we have a similar quorum we "may" have a boardgame night
    Tomorrow.)

    Our Party was now trapped behind the massive stone block that had
    killed the aforementioned dead non-Player characters (NPC). This left
    only a few options on how to get out. 1) Using the alien technology communicators, and hopefully help (and escape) could be teleported in
    or 2) Prayer to one of several of the party's gawds.

    I was fully prepared to deal with choise number 1. Numrendir and some
    other high level NPCs would have teleported in grabbed the party and
    teleported out. Or, if I were in a funk I would have had them
    teleport in some pick-axes and shovels. But that was not to be.

    Turns out the rescued Gnome (from the Ogre's larder a few weeks back),
    whom we decided to call Gnomex, turned out to be a Cleric and his
    prayer had a chance of divine intervention. There is always basic one
    percent chance a person's gawd will intervene, with a three percent
    benefit if you're a Cleric and another five percent for the first
    attempt. There is even an additional ten percent benefit if you're a
    Gnome cleric (but the result has to benefit the Gnome community).
    There are negative modifiers such a negative five percent for each
    prior intervention, but that did not apply.

    An "02" was rolled on a hundred-sided die, which meant Gnomex' Prayer
    did not need to meet the Gnomish benefit proviso, although it will be
    counted against future intervention chances.

    So the massive stone ceiling lifted up on its own.

    The party made an exit, picking up every last gold piece they could
    find from the mass of flattened red goo. (In hindsight, I should
    should have used Lot's wife as an example and turned them to pillars
    salt.)

    The last event of note was Jacko took the Slobgoblin prisoner and
    shoved it down the fifty foot pit with with spikes. Fortunately due to
    his alignment, Jacko does not get negative honor points for "unjustly
    slaying prisoners who have yielded".

    The party left this dungeon and made the trek into the town of Nulb. I
    even rolled mightily on the encounter table to no avail, so they made
    into town without further incident.

    ++++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR ++++

    BT

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    ++++ CHARACTER ROSTER ++++

    PART 2.

    (Double spaced in the eMail version, due to webmail eating carriage
    returns. It will guarantee at least one new line.)

    CHARACTERS (New players on top.)

    Jacko, an Albino Dork Elf, 3rd level Infiltrator (Creep).

    Blake, a Human 1st level Infiltrator (a.k.a. Sneak).

    Vixine Numar, a Human 1st level Chosen One (a.k.a. Touched)

    Aerys, an Elvariel 3rd level Thief (Cutpurse).

    Count Elefus, a Human Male Abbot

    Sir Huang - a Master of the North Wind of the Stone Tiger Order, Baron
    of Catan

    Dame Honda - a Human Datai Samurai, Steward of Catan (formerly Temple
    of the Frog)

    NPCs:

    Gnomex, A first level Altar Boy of Geardal Ironhand.

    Gargoyle - Elefus's hench person (demoted from Sidekick)

    Sum Dum Gai - Male 1st level Monk (a.k.a. Grasshopper)

    Won Hung Lo - Male 1st level Monk (a.k.a. Grasshopper)

    Bang Mi - Female 1st level Monk (a.k.a. Grasshopper)

    Stin Ki Poo - Male 1st level Monk (a.k.a. Grasshopper)

    No Tsmo King - Female 1st level Monk (a.k.a. Grasshopper)

    Six Slaves as disarmed first level Fighters (their former leader is a
    second level Fighter however). It was seven until they lost Torch Guy.

    MISSING or CAPTURED CHARACTERS (PCs or NPCs)

    Numrendir - a Human Conjurist - Gone off to BlackMoor to check his
    Investment Account

    Junkbot Jackson - a Human Tracker/Adept

    Gerry Castagere, Human Fingersmith, and ever loving devotee of Elefus

    Fundisha - a Half-Elf Swordsperson

    Sir Weasel, Human Guild Soldier, Warlock, & Champion (he stayed back in BlackMoor)

    - and nine Pilgrim henchmen of various levels. (They wear hoodies.)

    Slade Wilson - Dwarven Professional (Left behind at Catan)

    BT

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