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Earlier today my nephew-in-law gave me a live lobster
that I then had to cook for my ill brother. I didn't
like doing that since I don't like plunging a live
lobster into boiling water. But I did it.

Then when it was cooked I did my blessing on the dead
on it, including a link to Fiddler's Green and its harbour https://www.irishsongs.com/lyrics.php?Action=view&Song_id=113 .

I then divined by perineum click divination that the
lobster had gone into the beyond afterlife and so
is no longer eligible for reincarnation.

I then considered possible soul alignments for the
lobster, first Gahan House and The Trinity Pub in
St. John's, but those were rejected. I then
suggested Mrs. Liddy's, the oldest bar in Newfoundland,
which is likely to be around for a while, and that
was accepted. Of course a more appropriate soul
alignment there would be with Mrs. Liddy, but
I divined that she has reincarnated (as a dolphin), so
such a soul alignment is no longer possible. See https://m.facebook.com/MrsLiddys/?_rdr&wtsid=rdr_0EGNbUpHCg5NV7n9I

--
David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) "And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;
And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)

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