• Re: OT: Who Still Has A Landline =?UTF-8?B?UGhvbmU/IFtOWVQgYXJ0aWNsZV0=

    From GM@21:1/5 to BryanGSimmons on Sun Mar 17 02:48:32 2024
    BryanGSimmons wrote:

    On 3/16/2024 6:21 PM, GM wrote:


    “If plaid mini skirts, ivy garland, and thick-soled combat boots can
    enjoy a welcome comeback, why can’t I cozy up to an hourslong
    conversation using my cordless house phone, just like I did back in my
    teen years and early 20s?” Ms. Penn wrote.

    "Plaid mini skirts." I don't feel the need to elaborate.


    Like the gals wore in "Debbie Does Dallas"...???

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Does_Dallas

    "Debbie Does Dallas is a 1978 American pornographic film produced and directed by Jim Clark, and starring Bambi Woods. The plot focuses on a team of cheerleaders attempting to earn enough money to send the title character to Dallas, Texas to try out for
    the famous "Texas Cowgirls" cheerleading squad...

    Realizing they will not be able to raise enough money by legitimate means, Debbie convinces the other girls to engage in sexual activities for more money. They agree, but only if it is on their terms...

    After Roberta is caught masturbating around Mrs. Hardwick, Roberta engages in sexual activity with Mr. and Mrs. Hardwick, earning extra money. Rikki and Annie go to see Mr. Bradly, to wash his car. Mr. Bradly is not home, but they wash his car anyway.
    When Mr. Bradly returns home, he asks them in to dry off their wet clothes. They undress for him for $10 each. He performs cunnilingus on them, they each fellate him and then he has anal sex with Annie...

    At the record store, Tammy has been avoiding Tony's advances; she calls Lisa, who joins them at the record store. Lisa offers Tony "anything" and she begins to fellate him, and then Tammy joins in, and he ejaculates on Tammy's breasts...

    In the final scene, Debbie arrives at Mr. Greenfeld's store after hours, in a Texas Cowgirls uniform as he requested. Greenfeld, dressed as Joe Namath, reveals his dream of being the quarterback who made love to the head cheerleader, and she obliges. She
    fellates him, and he penetrates her vagina with his finger and performs cunnilingus on her. Then they engage in vaginal sex, first in the missionary position, then doggy style, and then with Debbie on top. They finish in the missionary position with Mr.
    Greenfeld pulling out right before ejaculating..."

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  • From GM@21:1/5 to BryanGSimmons on Sun Mar 17 12:45:19 2024
    BryanGSimmons wrote:

    On 3/16/2024 9:48 PM, GM wrote:
    BryanGSimmons wrote:

    On 3/16/2024 6:21 PM, GM wrote:


    “If plaid mini skirts, ivy garland, and thick-soled combat boots can >>>> enjoy a welcome comeback, why can’t I cozy up to an hourslong
    conversation using my cordless house phone, just like I did back in
    my teen years and early 20s?” Ms. Penn wrote.
    ;
    "Plaid mini skirts."  I don't feel the need to elaborate.


    Like the gals wore in "Debbie Does Dallas"...???

    I've never seen that one.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Does_Dallas

    "Debbie Does Dallas is a 1978 American pornographic film produced and
    directed by Jim Clark, and starring Bambi Woods. The plot focuses on a
    team of cheerleaders attempting to earn enough money to send the title
    character to Dallas, Texas to try out for the famous "Texas Cowgirls"
    cheerleading squad...

    Realizing they will not be able to raise enough money by legitimate
    means, Debbie convinces the other girls to engage in sexual activities
    for more money. They agree, but only if it is on their terms...

    After Roberta is caught masturbating around Mrs. Hardwick, Roberta
    engages in sexual activity with Mr. and Mrs. Hardwick, earning extra
    money. Rikki and Annie go to see Mr. Bradly, to wash his car. Mr. Bradly
    is not home, but they wash his car anyway. When Mr. Bradly returns home,
    he asks them in to dry off their wet clothes. They undress for him for
    $10 each. He performs cunnilingus on them, they each fellate him and
    then he has anal sex with Annie...

    At the record store, Tammy has been avoiding Tony's advances; she calls
    Lisa, who joins them at the record store. Lisa offers Tony "anything"
    and she begins to fellate him, and then Tammy joins in, and he
    ejaculates on Tammy's breasts...

    In the final scene, Debbie arrives at Mr. Greenfeld's store after hours,
    in a Texas Cowgirls uniform as he requested. Greenfeld, dressed as Joe
    Namath, reveals his dream of being the quarterback who made love to the
    head cheerleader, and she obliges. She fellates him, and he penetrates
    her vagina with his finger and performs cunnilingus on her. Then they
    engage in vaginal sex, first in the missionary position, then doggy
    style, and then with Debbie on top. They finish in the missionary
    position with Mr. Greenfeld pulling out right before ejaculating..."

    In the olden days, they almost always pulled out.


    AKA "withdrawal", or in "slang" terms, "taking care"...

    I read that in some of the online stuff from the Library of the Museum of Contraception & Abortion in Vienna, some VERY interesting reading here, Bryan; a list of some English - language stuff:

    https://www.muvs.org/en/bib/?search=&title=&author=&publisher=&volume_type=werbe-infobrosch%C3%BCren&subjects=1&language=3&full_text_available=on&year_from=&year_to=


    UK Contraceptive mail - order catalogue, 1941 - I like the term "Malthusian Appliances" to describe the condoms, pessaries ("Dutch caps"), quinine tablets and such. For "economy", they offered "washable Paragon Sheaths", aka thick sheet rubber condoms
    that could be washed and reused, "With ordinary care, one will last for 12 months...":

    https://www.muvs.org/en/bib/document/details/a1849/


    MUSEUM INFORMATION:

    https://muvs.org/en/museum/info/

    Visitor Information:

    "Three rooms provide a look at the history of contraception, from ancient Egypt to methods that will be used in the future, by both men and women; the fascinating development of pregnancy tests, from indirect indicators such as a rooster’s crow to
    modern test strips; and also contemporary abortion in light of its development from the laws implemented by Maria Theresia to current statutes. You can read case histories, listen to literary quotes, track parliamentary votes, open kitchen drawers, and
    learn about both tinkerers and pioneers.

    Mariahilfer Gürtel 37/ First Floor
    1150 Vienna Austria


    TOPICS

    The fertile Easter bunny:

    “The rabbit was a symbol of fertility – accordingly, it was also imputed with the legend of laying Easter eggs – and this was the reason for the choice of name.” Probably our object is a votive offering seeking, or seeking to avoid, being blessed
    with (too many) children, but we can only speculate.

    Vulva pendant available again

    From now on, these beautifully designed vulva pendants are available again in our MUVS store as bracelets or ear pendants. The proceeds go directly to: https://www.changes-for-women.org/#1, which actively supports women* with unwanted pregnancies..."





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