• Re: Happy Dishwasher Day

    From GM@21:1/5 to BryanGSimmons on Sat Mar 9 13:23:43 2024
    BryanGSimmons wrote:

    Happy Dishwasher Day to those of you who celebrate it. We run an
    average of well over one load a day. It would seriously suck to hand
    wash that many dishes.


    https://nationaltoday.com/national-dishwasher-day/


    TOP 'o the MORNIN', Bryan... for your delectation:

    There was a young maid from Madras
    Who had a magnificent ass;
    Not rounded and pink,
    As you probably think –
    It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass...


    There was a young girl of Cape Cod
    Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
    But ’twas not the Almighty
    Who hiked up her nightie –
    ‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!


    There was an old lady called Betty,
    Whose armpits where hairy and sweaty,
    She had a great knot,
    In her stinky old twot,
    And her pubes looked just like spaghetti...

    ;-D

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    GM

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