There's a herbicide war between me and my nosey fucking neighbors.
One neighbor is now complaining she cant eat her "organic" figs on
the tree she's been cultivating for 12 years while another
upstream is complaining she doesn't get any peaches. All because
some other neighbor just claimed I was using Glyphosphate
(Roundup).
I just argued with the most persistent neighbor today that it
*wasn't* glyphosphate. She was still adamant and I showed her the
gallon jug of 'Spectracide Grass and Weed Killer' and I looked at
the bottle really closely.... "It says the main ingredient is
Dihydrogen Monoxide"....
Her eyes crossed and if she'd had a dagger I'd be dead, "That's
even WORSE!!!! And that's what your spraying that's seeping into
my yard and eating my figs and killing all the fish!!!!".
I started snork-chuckling, but she stormed off saying she had to
go and sped off in her car (granted, I did confront her she was
already leaving).
Women <sigh>
Oh... uh... I was cooking fajitas on the grill outside at the
time. Beat this Faux Mexican Bryan!
https://i.postimg.cc/Prq5WChr/Fajitas-on-the-Grill.jpg
Using my $7/lb flap meat, peppers, onions, garlic, cumin... and I
love using the term "flap meat".
-sw
On 3/4/2024 8:26 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
There's a herbicide war between me and my nosey fucking neighbors.I can understand her fear. dihydrogen monoxide has killed people. Get
One neighbor is now complaining she cant eat her "organic" figs on
the tree she's been cultivating for 12 years while another
upstream is complaining she doesn't get any peaches. All because
some other neighbor just claimed I was using Glyphosphate
(Roundup).
I just argued with the most persistent neighbor today that it
*wasn't* glyphosphate. She was still adamant and I showed her the
gallon jug of 'Spectracide Grass and Weed Killer' and I looked at
the bottle really closely.... "It says the main ingredient is
Dihydrogen Monoxide"....
Her eyes crossed and if she'd had a dagger I'd be dead, "That's
even WORSE!!!! And that's what your spraying that's seeping into
my yard and eating my figs and killing all the fish!!!!".
I started snork-chuckling, but she stormed off saying she had to
go and sped off in her car (granted, I did confront her she was
already leaving).
Women <sigh>
Oh... uh... I was cooking fajitas on the grill outside at the
time. Beat this Faux Mexican Bryan!
https://i.postimg.cc/Prq5WChr/Fajitas-on-the-Grill.jpg
Using my $7/lb flap meat, peppers, onions, garlic, cumin... and I
love using the term "flap meat".
-sw
too much in your lungs and you are a goner.
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 20:53:48 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:
On 3/4/2024 8:26 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
There's a herbicide war between me and my nosey fucking neighbors.I can understand her fear. dihydrogen monoxide has killed people. Get
One neighbor is now complaining she cant eat her "organic" figs on
the tree she's been cultivating for 12 years while another
upstream is complaining she doesn't get any peaches. All because
some other neighbor just claimed I was using Glyphosphate
(Roundup).
I just argued with the most persistent neighbor today that it
*wasn't* glyphosphate. She was still adamant and I showed her the
gallon jug of 'Spectracide Grass and Weed Killer' and I looked at
the bottle really closely.... "It says the main ingredient is
Dihydrogen Monoxide"....
Her eyes crossed and if she'd had a dagger I'd be dead, "That's
even WORSE!!!! And that's what your spraying that's seeping into
my yard and eating my figs and killing all the fish!!!!".
I started snork-chuckling, but she stormed off saying she had to
go and sped off in her car (granted, I did confront her she was
already leaving).
Women <sigh>
Oh... uh... I was cooking fajitas on the grill outside at the
time. Beat this Faux Mexican Bryan!
https://i.postimg.cc/Prq5WChr/Fajitas-on-the-Grill.jpg
Using my $7/lb flap meat, peppers, onions, garlic, cumin... and I
love using the term "flap meat".
-sw
too much in your lungs and you are a goner.
If we're talking about little suburban yards, I also wouldn't like to
have a neighbour who throws pesticides around like a manic depressive.
(The main ingredient in a bottle of whiskey is also water. It can
still get you pretty drunk.)
On 3/4/2024 10:28 PM, Bruce wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 20:53:48 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:
On 3/4/2024 8:26 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
There's a herbicide war between me and my nosey fucking neighbors.I can understand her fear. dihydrogen monoxide has killed people. Get
One neighbor is now complaining she cant eat her "organic" figs on
the tree she's been cultivating for 12 years while another
upstream is complaining she doesn't get any peaches. All because
some other neighbor just claimed I was using Glyphosphate
(Roundup).
I just argued with the most persistent neighbor today that it
*wasn't* glyphosphate. She was still adamant and I showed her the
gallon jug of 'Spectracide Grass and Weed Killer' and I looked at
the bottle really closely.... "It says the main ingredient is
Dihydrogen Monoxide"....
Her eyes crossed and if she'd had a dagger I'd be dead, "That's
even WORSE!!!! And that's what your spraying that's seeping into
my yard and eating my figs and killing all the fish!!!!".
I started snork-chuckling, but she stormed off saying she had to
go and sped off in her car (granted, I did confront her she was
already leaving).
Women <sigh>
Oh... uh... I was cooking fajitas on the grill outside at the
time. Beat this Faux Mexican Bryan!
https://i.postimg.cc/Prq5WChr/Fajitas-on-the-Grill.jpg
Using my $7/lb flap meat, peppers, onions, garlic, cumin... and I
love using the term "flap meat".
-sw
too much in your lungs and you are a goner.
If we're talking about little suburban yards, I also wouldn't like to
have a neighbour who throws pesticides around like a manic depressive.
(The main ingredient in a bottle of whiskey is also water. It can
still get you pretty drunk.)
Yes, if that is the case but. . . they made a false accusation as to
what was used. Sometimes neighbors don't care about facts.
I can understand her fear. dihydrogen monoxide has killed people. Get
too much in your lungs and you are a goner.
There's a herbicide war between me and my nosey fucking neighbors.
One neighbor is now complaining she cant eat her "organic" figs on
the tree she's been cultivating for 12 years while another
upstream is complaining she doesn't get any peaches. All because
some other neighbor just claimed I was using Glyphosphate
(Roundup).
I just argued with the most persistent neighbor today that it
*wasn't* glyphosphate. She was still adamant and I showed her the
gallon jug of 'Spectracide Grass and Weed Killer' and I looked at
the bottle really closely.... "It says the main ingredient is
Dihydrogen Monoxide"....
Her eyes crossed and if she'd had a dagger I'd be dead, "That's
even WORSE!!!! And that's what your spraying that's seeping into
my yard and eating my figs and killing all the fish!!!!".
I started snork-chuckling, but she stormed off saying she had to
go and sped off in her car (granted, I did confront her she was
already leaving).
Women <sigh>
Oh... uh... I was cooking fajitas on the grill outside at the
time. Beat this Faux Mexican Bryan!
https://i.postimg.cc/Prq5WChr/Fajitas-on-the-Grill.jpg
Using my $7/lb flap meat, peppers, onions, garlic, cumin... and I
love using the term "flap meat".
-sw
On 3/4/2024 10:28 PM, Bruce wrote:
On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 20:53:48 -0500, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:
On 3/4/2024 8:26 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
There's a herbicide war between me and my nosey fucking neighbors.I can understand her fear. dihydrogen monoxide has killed people. Get
One neighbor is now complaining she cant eat her "organic" figs on
the tree she's been cultivating for 12 years while another
upstream is complaining she doesn't get any peaches. All because
some other neighbor just claimed I was using Glyphosphate
(Roundup).
I just argued with the most persistent neighbor today that it
*wasn't* glyphosphate. She was still adamant and I showed her the
gallon jug of 'Spectracide Grass and Weed Killer' and I looked at
the bottle really closely.... "It says the main ingredient is
Dihydrogen Monoxide"....
Her eyes crossed and if she'd had a dagger I'd be dead, "That's
even WORSE!!!! And that's what your spraying that's seeping into
my yard and eating my figs and killing all the fish!!!!".
I started snork-chuckling, but she stormed off saying she had to
go and sped off in her car (granted, I did confront her she was
already leaving).
Women <sigh>
Oh... uh... I was cooking fajitas on the grill outside at the
time. Beat this Faux Mexican Bryan!
https://i.postimg.cc/Prq5WChr/Fajitas-on-the-Grill.jpg
Using my $7/lb flap meat, peppers, onions, garlic, cumin... and I
love using the term "flap meat".
-sw
too much in your lungs and you are a goner.
If we're talking about little suburban yards, I also wouldn't like to
have a neighbour who throws pesticides around like a manic depressive.
(The main ingredient in a bottle of whiskey is also water. It can
still get you pretty drunk.)
Yes, if that is the case but. . . they made a false accusation as to
what was used. Sometimes neighbors don't care about facts.
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