Just kidding <snork> I'm an asshole everywhere!
If I didn't have 11 felonies in 6 states and outstanding
warrants in 14 more I'd make a good lawyer!
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To:
vcarrasco@ouro.com
From: Steve Wertz <
sqwertzme@gmail.com>
Subject: you have until March 8th to reach an agreement on
J3-CV-0002322
The settlement amount is $803.13
DO NOT come crying to me a few days before the hearing
begging for a settlement - or especially, AT the hearing
<rolling eyes>. Unless you bring $1,000 cold hard cash
(that would be awkward, eh?).
We're already up to $1,100 in settlement + court fees by
eventual order. But I could forgive most of the court fees
for you. But I won't, come March 5th.
Oh you're in Austin, too? Did you just feel that "whoosh"
of the cold front coming in? It's now $820.23. Oops!
another whoosh! That makes it $840.33.
You must be Stupid... Stupid... Stupid. (OK, so I got that
line from a movie <shrug - socountersueme>.
But seriously, $860.43. There's no fucking way you can win
this case. You're banking on some puppet in India who's job
it is to be stupid.. stup.. (Oh, I already said that didn't
I?)
<Stupid <cough>>
This is COVEY QUADRANT #1. DO NOT DELAY!
And don't *EVEN* come crying to me after March 5th. Save
yourself the extra $312 and embarrassment. My witty email
prose will not win you any sympathy in the courts, should
you attempt that while whimpering.
Sentences cost $19.99/each. So it's now $870.52 with
prejudice. Send me the release and the check for $880.63
(that sentence is half price), you stupid motherfucks.
I'm already documenting this on the internet. And I can't
delete the posts. You will have to pursue takedowns
yourself. And they get even BETTER after this! heh.
Sincerely fuck you,
Steven Wertz
J3-CV-0002322
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