I know all you "Prime" Members will hate me for this, but
such is Internet Spite.

I had to work pretty hard for these "courtesy credits" from
Amazon. But the return rate is so much better than bickering
on social media (and RFC).

You can link all your family members accounts, like your
sons and daughters aunts and uncles - Stephanie, Esteban,
Steven Jr., Esteban Wertz Jr., Stephanie Sqwertz, Dogoff
Wertz, Willard Sqwertz III Esq. (business account saves 5%),
etc...

And they all get free Amazon prime at any given time and you
share the benefits between the household as long as you
share the same address. And you can use/share all the same
card #'s or use virtual card #'s.

I honestly feel bad about this [I'm lying]. The
second-richest person in the world apparently doesn't give a
fuck.

https://i.postimg.cc/br38Nvhr/Falvor-of-Life.jpg

I take out the carrot sticks and nuke them for 3 minutes,
twice. Then I add them back in with a can of sliced Iberia
or Serpis anchovy-stuffed olives, a chopped jar of Mt. Olive
Marinated Roasted Red peppers, a half a head of crushed
garlic, and dried Italian erbs.

Lasts me 6-7 months for pizza and subs.

-sw

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On Mon, 26 Feb 2024 23:13:48 -0600, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.compost>
wrote:

I know all you "Prime" Members will hate me for this, but
such is Internet Spite.

I had to work pretty hard for these "courtesy credits" from
Amazon. But the return rate is so much better than bickering
on social media (and RFC).

You can link all your family members accounts, like your
sons and daughters aunts and uncles - Stephanie, Esteban,
Steven Jr., Esteban Wertz Jr., Stephanie Sqwertz, Dogoff
Wertz, Willard Sqwertz III Esq. (business account saves 5%),
etc...

And they all get free Amazon prime at any given time and you
share the benefits between the household as long as you
share the same address. And you can use/share all the same
card #'s or use virtual card #'s.

I honestly feel bad about this [I'm lying]. The
second-richest person in the world apparently doesn't give a
fuck.

Me neither.

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Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 26 Feb 2024 23:13:48 -0600, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.compost>
wrote:

I know all you "Prime" Members will hate me for this, but
such is Internet Spite.

I had to work pretty hard for these "courtesy credits" from
Amazon. But the return rate is so much better than bickering
on social media (and RFC).

You can link all your family members accounts, like your
sons and daughters aunts and uncles - Stephanie, Esteban,
Steven Jr., Esteban Wertz Jr., Stephanie Sqwertz, Dogoff
Wertz, Willard Sqwertz III Esq. (business account saves 5%),
etc...

And they all get free Amazon prime at any given time and you
share the benefits between the household as long as you
share the same address. And you can use/share all the same
card #'s or use virtual card #'s.

I honestly feel bad about this [I'm lying]. The
second-richest person in the world apparently doesn't give a
fuck.

Me neither.

Hahahahahahahah. Stick around, it’s about time for the next squirt quiz episode … maybe with prizes.

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On Tue, 27 Feb 2024 19:38:12 -0500, Alex wrote:

I auto reload by gift card balance $500 at a time.  I got tired of
wading through Amazon credits on my card so now I can easily see if
something is off.

I'm in a constant battle with gift card, "courtesy" credits,
shared accounts, and refunds to our "original payment
method" (which NEVER happens). And then only being able to
use any balances on a limited selection of items "Shipped
and Sold by Amazon"...<sigh>.

I tell ya... If my extended family wasn't gang-banging Bezos
in the ass almost nightly, I'd never order from that poop
chute ever again!

-sw

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