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  • The Last Brain Teaser Before the Google Shutdown

    From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to All on Tue Feb 20 02:37:06 2024
    I just built a half-assed work table-station-whatever in the man
    cave.

    What is the object in this photo?

    I'll even give you the first letter:

    "The" (that was or the dumbasses - who may not be wrong).

    https://i.postimg.cc/FzTVk9f1/Tweee-Weee.jpg

    For smart people, you have to think retrospectively. Your answer
    does not begin with "The".

    Google winners will get free Blocknews accounts (unless I have you
    killfiled).

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Tue Feb 20 12:22:11 2024
    On Tue, 20 Feb 2024 02:37:06 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

    I just built a half-assed work table-station-whatever in the man
    cave.

    What is the object in this photo?

    I'll even give you the first letter:

    "The" (that was or the dumbasses - who may not be wrong).

    https://i.postimg.cc/FzTVk9f1/Tweee-Weee.jpg

    For smart people, you have to think retrospectively. Your answer
    does not begin with "The".


    The lamp (duh!) - Its only in the center of each recursive photo
    and is the only item that hasn't moved.

    The bonus answer was "time". Notice the clock in 7 different
    photos. Of course you probably didn't notice there were 7
    different photos...

    The photo, titled, "The Lamp", took 3rd place in the Bexar Art
    Show (photography category) last week for which I won a $20 H-E-B
    prepaid gift certificate hosted by ... [drum roll].... Netspend!
    The same two companies I'm currently suing.

    I collect irony. And I don't even live in Bexar. So maybe they'll
    sue me if I activate this certificate,

    (I was probably one of 4 or less contestants in the category)

    You fuckers are so lame.

    So where's Sheldon? He would have had a shitfit over my
    superfluous usage of commas.

    -sw

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  • From jmcquown@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Tue Feb 20 19:28:05 2024
    On 2/20/2024 1:22 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
    So where's Sheldon? He would have had a shitfit over my
    superfluous usage of commas.

    -sw

    You know very well Sheldon is in a nursing home.

    Jill

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to jmcquown on Wed Feb 21 17:40:44 2024
    On Tue, 20 Feb 2024 19:28:05 -0500, jmcquown wrote:

    On 2/20/2024 1:22 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
    So where's Sheldon? He would have had a shitfit over my
    superfluous usage of commas.

    You know very well Sheldon is in a nursing home.

    Who?

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to BryanGSimmons on Wed Feb 21 23:04:06 2024
    On Wed, 21 Feb 2024 20:50:07 -0600, BryanGSimmons wrote:

    On 2/21/2024 5:40 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Tue, 20 Feb 2024 19:28:05 -0500, jmcquown wrote:

    On 2/20/2024 1:22 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
    So where's Sheldon? He would have had a shitfit over my
    superfluous usage of commas.

    You know very well Sheldon is in a nursing home.

    Who?

    So now when Sheldon has a shitfit, it's in a bedpan.

    Depends.

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Thu Feb 22 14:35:05 2024
    On Wed, 21 Feb 2024 23:04:06 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

    On Wed, 21 Feb 2024 20:50:07 -0600, BryanGSimmons wrote:

    On 2/21/2024 5:40 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Tue, 20 Feb 2024 19:28:05 -0500, jmcquown wrote:

    On 2/20/2024 1:22 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
    So where's Sheldon? He would have had a shitfit over my
    superfluous usage of commas.

    You know very well Sheldon is in a nursing home.

    Who?

    So now when Sheldon has a shitfit, it's in a bedpan.

    Depends.

    I wouldn't even know how to shit into a bedpan. Hard enbouh using
    a hand-held urinal, ferchristsakes.

    Just bag me, ferchristsakes. And not a colostomy bag, but a
    full-length black bag. Just make it a brand new bag not a
    pre-owned, used bag. And throw in some Kronos Gyrocone slices to
    give me something to do while I suffocate.

    -sw

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