On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 13:31:34 -0800 (PST), dsi1
<dsi123@hawaiiantel.net> wrote:

On Sunday, May 26, 1996 at 9:00:00 PM UTC-10, t_j_all wrote:

I have a recipe which calls for a half cup of chopped Tasso. Can anyone tell me what Tasso is?

The good news is that in the future, you'll be able to "Google" your question and find the answer from an enormous world of data that will be available at your fingertips. It'll be a body of knowledge so large that you won't be able to comprehend the

scope of it. The bad news is that you might not be alive when it happens. As it goes, most of the people in the future will take it all for granted. Some people will even scoff at the whole idea. Hopefully you'll still be alive and flourish and
appreciate this world of wonder.

In the future, I'll have a special friend. They'll know everything.

Me: "Can you tell me in the style of Donald Trump what Tasso is?"

Special friend: "Fantastic! This ain't your wimpy grocery store ham,
no sir. Tasso's a Cajun power player, a pork punch in the flavor bowl.
Spicy, smoky, cured with the best spices - believe me, the best. Makes
other meats look like losers."

--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)

On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 13:56:56 -0800 (PST), dsi1
<dsi123@hawaiiantel.net> wrote:

On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 11:37:23 AM UTC-10, Bruce wrote:

On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 13:31:34 -0800 (PST), dsi1
<dsi...@hawaiiantel.net> wrote:

The good news is that in the future, you'll be able to "Google" your question and find the answer from an enormous world of data that will be available at your fingertips. It'll be a body of knowledge so large that you won't be able to comprehend the

scope of it. The bad news is that you might not be alive when it happens. As it goes, most of the people in the future will take it all for granted. Some people will even scoff at the whole idea. Hopefully you'll still be alive and flourish and
appreciate this world of wonder.

In the future, I'll have a special friend. They'll know everything.

Me: "Can you tell me in the style of Donald Trump what Tasso is?"

Special friend: "Fantastic! This ain't your wimpy grocery store ham,
no sir. Tasso's a Cajun power player, a pork punch in the flavor bowl.
Spicy, smoky, cured with the best spices - believe me, the best. Makes
other meats look like losers."

AI is pretty terrible at impressions. I predict that this will improve shortly.

"E kala mai! Let's talk Tasso, brah! Imagine dis: sun kissin' piggies
from da mainland, marinated in fiery spices like Pele's volcano, den
smoked over kiawe wood till dey smell like a beach bonfire. Dat's
Tasso, my braddah!"

--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)

On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 13:56:56 -0800 (PST), dsi1
<dsi123@hawaiiantel.net> wrote:

On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 11:37:23 AM UTC-10, Bruce wrote:

Me: "Can you tell me in the style of Donald Trump what Tasso is?"

Special friend: "Fantastic! This ain't your wimpy grocery store ham,
no sir. Tasso's a Cajun power player, a pork punch in the flavor bowl.
Spicy, smoky, cured with the best spices - believe me, the best. Makes
other meats look like losers."

AI is pretty terrible at impressions. I predict that this will improve shortly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kONMe7YnO8&t=2380s

Yesterday, I watched an Australian movie that mentioned Super K. I
thought they meant some drug and asked my special friend:

Me:
"What's Super K in the context of illicit drugs?"

Special friend (dodging the topic):
"I'm unable to help, as I am only a language model and don't have the
ability to process and understand that."

Me:
"You're such a prude."

Special friend:
"Haha, sounds like someone caught a glimpse of their reflection in my
safety shield!"

--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)

On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 21:33:09 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
<bruce2bowser@gmail.com> wrote:

On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 1:57:00 PM UTC-8, dsi1 wrote:

On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 11:37:23 AM UTC-10, Bruce wrote:

On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 13:31:34 -0800 (PST), dsi1
<dsi...@hawaiiantel.net> wrote:

On Sunday, May 26, 1996 at 9:00:00 PM UTC-10, t_j_all wrote:

I have a recipe which calls for a half cup of chopped Tasso. Can anyone tell me what Tasso is?

The good news is that in the future, you'll be able to "Google" your question and find the answer from an enormous world of data that will be available at your fingertips. It'll be a body of knowledge so large that you won't be able to comprehend

the scope of it. The bad news is that you might not be alive when it happens. As it goes, most of the people in the future will take it all for granted. Some people will even scoff at the whole idea. Hopefully you'll still be alive and flourish and
appreciate this world of wonder.

In the future, I'll have a special friend. They'll know everything.

Me: "Can you tell me in the style of Donald Trump what Tasso is?"

Special friend: "Fantastic! This ain't your wimpy grocery store ham,
no sir. Tasso's a Cajun power player, a pork punch in the flavor bowl.
Spicy, smoky, cured with the best spices - believe me, the best. Makes
other meats look like losers."

AI is pretty terrible at impressions. I predict that this will improve shortly.

Hey! The other Bruce took the hint.

"E kala mai, brah! Da odda Bruce, he get da memo, yeah? No mo' hangin'
'round like coconut husks on palm trees! He finally paddled out his
canoe, leaving dis beach open for you, my kane. Aloha!"

How do you like my impression of a Hawaiian, Minor Bruce?

--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)