• Brain Teaser: A Club Sandwich

    From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jan 11 23:46:49 2024
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    https://i.postimg.cc/N0xyNkBQ/Club-Sandwich-Pastrami-Chicken-Bacon.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/RZKJtzY6/Chicken-Breast-Loaf.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/zBXy4HGK/Club-Sandwich-Fixings.jpg

    Yes, I used plastic golf tees instead of toothpicks because you
    use TEES with CLUBS, Duh! And because they came with a free
    bottle of rum. But mostly because I was simply out of toothpicks.

    https://i.postimg.cc/VNwrBVy7/Club-Sandwich-Assembled.jpg

    What is wrong with this last picture that makes a club sandwich an impossibility?

    The score is:

    Alex: 1
    Everybody else combined: 0

    -sw

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Fri Jan 12 10:11:47 2024
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.


    -sw


    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to
    be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Fri Jan 12 10:19:28 2024
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    https://i.postimg.cc/N0xyNkBQ/Club-Sandwich-Pastrami-Chicken-Bacon.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/RZKJtzY6/Chicken-Breast-Loaf.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/zBXy4HGK/Club-Sandwich-Fixings.jpg

    Yes, I used plastic golf tees instead of toothpicks because you
    use TEES with CLUBS, Duh! And because they came with a free
    bottle of rum. But mostly because I was simply out of toothpicks.

    https://i.postimg.cc/VNwrBVy7/Club-Sandwich-Assembled.jpg

    What is wrong with this last picture that makes a club sandwich an impossibility?

    The score is:

    Alex: 1
    Everybody else combined: 0

    -sw

    If you go by the acronym CLUB, the bacon should be above the lettuce.

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  • From Cindy Hamilton@21:1/5 to Ed P on Fri Jan 12 15:20:21 2024
    On 2024-01-12, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.


    -sw


    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to
    be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    He made chicken-based lunchmeatloaf. Odds are he used "meat glue".

    --
    Cindy Hamilton

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  • From Dave Smith@21:1/5 to Ed P on Fri Jan 12 11:35:25 2024
    On 2024-01-12 10:11 a.m., Ed P wrote:
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich.  Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread.  With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.


    -sw


    OK, explain.  How did you make a chicken breast?  I thought you had to
    be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    You underestimate the powers he thinks he has. ;-)

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to bruce2bowser@gmail.com on Sat Jan 13 03:41:53 2024
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 08:34:12 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
    <bruce2bowser@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 7:20:28 AM UTC-8, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
    On 2024-01-12, Ed P <e...@snet.xxx> wrote:
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    -sw

    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to
    be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    He made chicken-based lunchmeatloaf. Odds are he used "meat glue".

    Its a club sandwich. Which is a BLT with thousand island dressing and a piece of boneless chicken.

    What, no ranch?!

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  • From jmcquown@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Fri Jan 12 12:59:26 2024
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    https://i.postimg.cc/N0xyNkBQ/Club-Sandwich-Pastrami-Chicken-Bacon.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/RZKJtzY6/Chicken-Breast-Loaf.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/zBXy4HGK/Club-Sandwich-Fixings.jpg

    Yes, I used plastic golf tees instead of toothpicks because you
    use TEES with CLUBS, Duh! And because they came with a free
    bottle of rum. But mostly because I was simply out of toothpicks.

    https://i.postimg.cc/VNwrBVy7/Club-Sandwich-Assembled.jpg

    What is wrong with this last picture that makes a club sandwich an impossibility?

    The score is:

    Alex: 1
    Everybody else combined: 0

    -sw

    Not that I actually care but I have never heard of "chicken breast lunchmeatloaf" being used in a Club Sandwich. Shouldn't that be sliced
    turkey?

    It's a cute photo, though. Worthy of what could be called a Dagwood.
    Entirely too tall to take a bite out of unless you're Guy Fiery. ;)

    Jill

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net on Sat Jan 13 05:07:41 2024
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 14:13:05 -0800 (PST),
    itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:

    On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 10:34:17 AM UTC-6, bruce bowser wrote:

    Its a club sandwich. Which is a BLT with thousand island dressing and a piece of boneless chicken.

    It is??? There are many ways to make a club sandwich, but I've never seen one doused in thousand island dressing.

    Wonders never cease.

    A Club Sandwich is three meats (usually turkey, ham, and bacon,
    and optional cheese) with LTM on three pieces of toast. It's cut
    into 4 isoceles right triangles (roughly) and skewered usually
    with florescent frilly toothpicks for structural presentation
    support and as a visible warning not to bite into them (unless
    you're a moron like Bowser)

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Cindy Hamilton on Sat Jan 13 04:48:22 2024
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 15:20:21 GMT, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2024-01-12, Ed P <esp@snet.xxx> wrote:
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to
    be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    He made chicken-based lunchmeatloaf. Odds are he used "meat glue".

    Yes, he did. Monsanto "Activa RM" to be exact. Gotta order more of
    it, come to think of it. Time to go internet shopping... I want a
    decent drill and some psyllium husks, too. Ucrretly using a
    corded brushed Rockwell drill from 1978 (no reverse), and a cheap
    B&D 'one-speed-fits-all' cordless "drill" (they call it, I call it
    a screwdriver).

    Note that Amazon now wants 10-20% more for stuff if you're not a
    Prime member. Fuckers! I'll buy elsewhere if I currently don't
    have a free trial of Prime between any of my 4 accounts (but I
    almost always do... or somebody else in my "household" shares
    Prime with one of my 4 Amazon accounts. Fuckers!).

    =sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Ed P on Sat Jan 13 04:27:34 2024
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:11:47 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    -sw

    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to
    be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    Uh, the same way you made a steak last week without being a cow?
    Or scrambled eggs without being a chicken?

    You getting senile, Ed?

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Dave Smith on Sat Jan 13 05:23:46 2024
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 11:35:25 -0500, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2024-01-12 10:11 a.m., Ed P wrote:
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich.  Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread.  With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.


    -sw

    OK, explain.  How did you make a chicken breast?  I thought you had to
    be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    You underestimate the powers he thinks he has. ;-)

    Eh? Ed's the retarded one here this time, not I.

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Ed P on Sat Jan 13 05:27:30 2024
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:19:28 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    https://i.postimg.cc/N0xyNkBQ/Club-Sandwich-Pastrami-Chicken-Bacon.jpg
    https://i.postimg.cc/RZKJtzY6/Chicken-Breast-Loaf.jpg
    https://i.postimg.cc/zBXy4HGK/Club-Sandwich-Fixings.jpg

    Yes, I used plastic golf tees instead of toothpicks because you
    use TEES with CLUBS, Duh! And because they came with a free
    bottle of rum. But mostly because I was simply out of toothpicks.

    https://i.postimg.cc/VNwrBVy7/Club-Sandwich-Assembled.jpg

    What is wrong with this last picture that makes a club sandwich an
    impossibility?

    The score is:

    Alex: 1
    Everybody else combined: 0

    -sw

    If you go by the acronym CLUB, the bacon should be above the lettuce.

    Hmmm... Again, does not compute.

    You may want to sit out these brain teasers from now on.

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Alex on Sat Jan 13 05:32:19 2024
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 18:48:00 -0500, Alex wrote:

    Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    https://i.postimg.cc/N0xyNkBQ/Club-Sandwich-Pastrami-Chicken-Bacon.jpg
    https://i.postimg.cc/RZKJtzY6/Chicken-Breast-Loaf.jpg
    https://i.postimg.cc/zBXy4HGK/Club-Sandwich-Fixings.jpg

    Yes, I used plastic golf tees instead of toothpicks because you
    use TEES with CLUBS, Duh! And because they came with a free
    bottle of rum. But mostly because I was simply out of toothpicks.

    https://i.postimg.cc/VNwrBVy7/Club-Sandwich-Assembled.jpg

    What is wrong with this last picture that makes a club sandwich an
    impossibility?

    The score is:

    Alex: 1
    Everybody else combined: 0

    -sw

    This one is easier.  You can't cut it into diagonal quarters because of
    the tee/toothpick placement.

    Fuck 'n A!

    The correct toothpick orientation is:

    https://postimg.cc/gxv9Hbjm

    Nobody on Reddit or Facebook got it, and that was over 200,000
    people (who read it).

    Alex for the win again!

    -sw

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  • From Cindy Hamilton@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Sat Jan 13 12:32:30 2024
    On 2024-01-13, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.compost> wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 11:35:25 -0500, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2024-01-12 10:11 a.m., Ed P wrote:
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich.  Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread.  With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.


    -sw

    OK, explain.  How did you make a chicken breast?  I thought you had to >>> be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    You underestimate the powers he thinks he has. ;-)

    Eh? Ed's the retarded one here this time, not I.

    His dry humor often eludes you.

    --
    Cindy Hamilton

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Sat Jan 13 08:31:57 2024
    On 1/13/2024 5:27 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:11:47 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    -sw

    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to
    be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    Uh, the same way you made a steak last week without being a cow?
    Or scrambled eggs without being a chicken?

    You getting senile, Ed?

    -sw

    I didn't make them. I cooked them.

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to bruce2bowser@gmail.com on Sun Jan 14 08:01:15 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:39:26 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
    <bruce2bowser@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 11:38:44 AM UTC-8, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:
    On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 8:16:07 PM UTC-6, bruce bowser wrote:

    On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 2:13:09 PM UTC-8, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:

    On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 10:34:17 AM UTC-6, bruce bowser wrote: >> > > >
    Its a club sandwich. Which is a BLT with thousand island dressing and a piece of boneless chicken.

    It is??? There are many ways to make a club sandwich, but I've never seen
    one doused in thousand island dressing.

    It might be time for prescription lense glasses, then Joan. Do you have a loose screw?

    Never once have I eaten or even seen a club sandwich with thousand island
    dressing. Never.

    Now I would say that I forgot to add a slice of ham and onions, maybe yes. But, they all have thousand island dressing.

    My special friend solves this issue for y'all.

    "A classic club sandwich typically doesn't have thousand island
    dressing. However, regional variations do exist. In some areas,
    particularly the United States, club sandwiches might sometimes
    include thousand island dressing alongside or in place of mayonnaise.
    This is more common in restaurants or diners than homemade versions."

    So Joan's more right, but Minor Bruce isn't completely wrong either.

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net on Sun Jan 14 08:21:10 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:19:52 -0800 (PST), "itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net" <itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net> wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 3:01:28 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:

    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:39:26 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
    <bruce2...@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 11:38:44 AM UTC-8, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:

    Never once have I eaten or even seen a club sandwich with thousand island >> >> dressing. Never.

    Now I would say that I forgot to add a slice of ham and onions, maybe yes. But, they all have thousand island dressing.

    My special friend solves this issue for y'all.

    "A classic club sandwich typically doesn't have thousand island
    dressing. However, regional variations do exist. In some areas,
    particularly the United States, club sandwiches might sometimes
    include thousand island dressing alongside or in place of mayonnaise.
    This is more common in restaurants or diners than homemade versions."

    So Joan's more right, but Minor Bruce isn't completely wrong either.

    Thank you, Major.

    lol

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net on Sat Jan 13 18:08:04 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:19:52 -0800 (PST),
    itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 3:01:28 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:

    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:39:26 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
    <bruce2...@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 11:38:44 AM UTC-8, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:

    Never once have I eaten or even seen a club sandwich with thousand island >>>> dressing. Never.

    Now I would say that I forgot to add a slice of ham and onions, maybe yes. But, they all have thousand island dressing.

    My special friend solves this issue for y'all.

    "A classic club sandwich typically doesn't have thousand island
    dressing. However, regional variations do exist. In some areas,
    particularly the United States, club sandwiches might sometimes
    include thousand island dressing alongside or in place of mayonnaise.
    This is more common in restaurants or diners than homemade versions."

    So Joan's more right, but Minor Bruce isn't completely wrong either.

    Thank you, Major.

    You just got punked again, Joan. That cite quoted above doesn't
    exist on the internet except for here, and just now. It's a
    fictitious cite by desperate trolls. When will you learn?

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net on Sat Jan 13 18:03:29 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 11:38:40 -0800 (PST),
    itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:

    On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 8:16:07 PM UTC-6, bruce bowser wrote:

    On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 2:13:09 PM UTC-8, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:

    On Friday, January 12, 2024 at 10:34:17 AM UTC-6, bruce bowser wrote:

    Its a club sandwich. Which is a BLT with thousand island dressing and a piece of boneless chicken.

    It is??? There are many ways to make a club sandwich, but I've never seen >>> one doused in thousand island dressing.

    It might be time for prescription lense glasses, then Joan. Do you have a loose screw?

    Never once have I eaten or even seen a club sandwich with thousand island dressing. Never.

    And you're not alone. The only sandwiches that may legally use
    Thousand Island dressing are reubens and rachels.

    -sw

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jan 14 11:52:18 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 18:08:04 -0600, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.compost>
    wrote:

    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:19:52 -0800 (PST),
    itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 3:01:28 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:

    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:39:26 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
    <bruce2...@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 11:38:44 AM UTC-8, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:

    Never once have I eaten or even seen a club sandwich with thousand island >>>>> dressing. Never.

    Now I would say that I forgot to add a slice of ham and onions, maybe yes. But, they all have thousand island dressing.

    My special friend solves this issue for y'all.

    "A classic club sandwich typically doesn't have thousand island
    dressing. However, regional variations do exist. In some areas,
    particularly the United States, club sandwiches might sometimes
    include thousand island dressing alongside or in place of mayonnaise.
    This is more common in restaurants or diners than homemade versions."

    So Joan's more right, but Minor Bruce isn't completely wrong either.

    Thank you, Major.

    You just got punked again, Joan. That cite quoted above doesn't
    exist on the internet except for here, and just now. It's a
    fictitious cite by desperate trolls. When will you learn?

    It's not fictitious. As if I'd make that up. I got it from my special
    friend.

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Sat Jan 13 19:56:46 2024
    On 1/13/2024 7:08 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:19:52 -0800 (PST),
    itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 3:01:28 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:

    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:39:26 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
    <bruce2...@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 11:38:44 AM UTC-8, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:

    Never once have I eaten or even seen a club sandwich with thousand island >>>>> dressing. Never.

    Now I would say that I forgot to add a slice of ham and onions, maybe yes. But, they all have thousand island dressing.

    My special friend solves this issue for y'all.

    "A classic club sandwich typically doesn't have thousand island
    dressing. However, regional variations do exist. In some areas,
    particularly the United States, club sandwiches might sometimes
    include thousand island dressing alongside or in place of mayonnaise.
    This is more common in restaurants or diners than homemade versions."

    So Joan's more right, but Minor Bruce isn't completely wrong either.

    Thank you, Major.

    You just got punked again, Joan. That cite quoted above doesn't
    exist on the internet except for here, and just now. It's a
    fictitious cite by desperate trolls. When will you learn?

    -sw

    https://www.pepperidgefarm.com/recipe/turkey-club-sandwiches-with-the-works/

    https://www.bigoven.com/recipe/turkey-club-sandwich/2558766

    https://www.lifesatomato.com/2018/09/06/bbq-island-club-sandwich/

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to bruce2bowser@gmail.com on Sun Jan 14 12:16:07 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 17:03:57 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
    <bruce2bowser@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 4:08:11 PM UTC-8, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:19:52 -0800 (PST),
    itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 3:01:28 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:

    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:39:26 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
    <bruce2...@gmail.com> wrote:

    Now I would say that I forgot to add a slice of ham and onions, maybe yes. But, they all have thousand island dressing.

    My special friend solves this issue for y'all.

    "A classic club sandwich typically doesn't have thousand island
    dressing. However, regional variations do exist. In some areas,
    particularly the United States, club sandwiches might sometimes
    include thousand island dressing alongside or in place of mayonnaise.
    This is more common in restaurants or diners than homemade versions."

    So Joan's more right, but Minor Bruce isn't completely wrong either.

    Thank you, Major.
    You just got punked again, Joan.

    Joan appreciates her friend Major A.I. Bruce, so its OK.

    I basically said that Joan was right, but without making you lose
    face. That losing face business has to stop. Personally, I don't mind
    being wrong. I just don't have much experience with it.

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net on Thu Jan 18 02:51:49 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 17:22:24 -0800 (PST),
    itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 6:08:11 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:

    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:19:52 -0800 (PST),
    itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 3:01:28 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:

    "A classic club sandwich typically doesn't have thousand island
    dressing. However, regional variations do exist. In some areas,
    particularly the United States, club sandwiches might sometimes
    include thousand island dressing alongside or in place of mayonnaise.
    This is more common in restaurants or diners than homemade versions."

    So Joan's more right, but Minor Bruce isn't completely wrong either.

    Thank you, Major.

    You just got punked again, Joan. That cite quoted above doesn't
    exist on the internet except for here, and just now. It's a
    fictitious cite by desperate trolls. When will you learn?

    -sw

    No, it's a legitimate statement from the internet that Bruce shared.

    Cite?

    You got burned again.

    And yes, I'm sue I could find a "club sandwich" made with mustard
    as well.

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Cindy Hamilton on Thu Jan 18 02:58:14 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:32:30 GMT, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2024-01-13, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.compost> wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 11:35:25 -0500, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2024-01-12 10:11 a.m., Ed P wrote:
    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich.  Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread.  With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.


    -sw

    OK, explain.  How did you make a chicken breast?  I thought you had to >>>> be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    You underestimate the powers he thinks he has. ;-)

    Eh? Ed's the retarded one here this time, not I.

    His dry humor often eludes you.

    <yawn> You said this before when he clearly fucked up. But this
    time you even corrected him in the actual original context of mine
    when you correctly perceived he read the post wrong. And then you
    do this 180-like that - implying it some form of humor instead? ?

    Get a grip, woman! And on something other than Ed's pee-pee.

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Ed P on Thu Jan 18 03:01:19 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 08:31:57 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/13/2024 5:27 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:11:47 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    -sw

    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to
    be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    Uh, the same way you made a steak last week without being a cow?
    Or scrambled eggs without being a chicken?

    You getting senile, Ed?

    I didn't make them. I cooked them.

    So you're saying that somebody who "...made scrambled eggs" must
    lay them as well?

    My writing and context were perfectly fine. You just read it
    wrong and are now flailing (and possibly still oblivious).

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Ed P on Thu Jan 18 02:47:49 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 19:56:46 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/13/2024 7:08 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:19:52 -0800 (PST),
    itsjoannotjoann@webtv.net wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 3:01:28 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:

    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:39:26 -0800 (PST), bruce bowser
    <bruce2...@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Saturday, January 13, 2024 at 11:38:44 AM UTC-8, itsjoan...@webtv.net wrote:

    Never once have I eaten or even seen a club sandwich with thousand island
    dressing. Never.

    Now I would say that I forgot to add a slice of ham and onions, maybe yes. But, they all have thousand island dressing.

    My special friend solves this issue for y'all.

    "A classic club sandwich typically doesn't have thousand island
    dressing. However, regional variations do exist. In some areas,
    particularly the United States, club sandwiches might sometimes
    include thousand island dressing alongside or in place of mayonnaise.
    This is more common in restaurants or diners than homemade versions."

    So Joan's more right, but Minor Bruce isn't completely wrong either.

    Thank you, Major.

    You just got punked again, Joan. That cite quoted above doesn't
    exist on the internet except for here, and just now. It's a
    fictitious cite by desperate trolls. When will you learn?

    -sw

    https://www.pepperidgefarm.com/recipe/turkey-club-sandwiches-with-the-works/

    https://www.bigoven.com/recipe/turkey-club-sandwich/2558766

    https://www.lifesatomato.com/2018/09/06/bbq-island-club-sandwich/

    WTf are you citing? Mrs Bowser wrote that paragraph as if it were
    cited from Wiki or some other authoritative source and even put
    quotes around it. I'm accusing her of faking a reference, and am
    not arguing that recipes for clubs with TI dressing exist.

    -sw

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Alex on Thu Jan 18 03:46:22 2024
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 23:07:32 -0500, Alex wrote:

    Sqwertz wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 18:48:00 -0500, Alex wrote:

    Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    https://i.postimg.cc/N0xyNkBQ/Club-Sandwich-Pastrami-Chicken-Bacon.jpg >>>> https://i.postimg.cc/RZKJtzY6/Chicken-Breast-Loaf.jpg
    https://i.postimg.cc/zBXy4HGK/Club-Sandwich-Fixings.jpg

    Yes, I used plastic golf tees instead of toothpicks because you
    use TEES with CLUBS, Duh! And because they came with a free
    bottle of rum. But mostly because I was simply out of toothpicks.

    https://i.postimg.cc/VNwrBVy7/Club-Sandwich-Assembled.jpg

    What is wrong with this last picture that makes a club sandwich an
    impossibility?

    The score is:

    Alex: 1
    Everybody else combined: 0

    -sw
    This one is easier.  You can't cut it into diagonal quarters because of
    the tee/toothpick placement.
    Fuck 'n A!

    The correct toothpick orientation is:

    https://postimg.cc/gxv9Hbjm

    Nobody on Reddit or Facebook got it, and that was over 200,000
    people (who read it).

    Alex for the win again!

    What did I win?

    What goes around comes around.

    -sw

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Thu Jan 18 10:51:52 2024
    On 1/18/2024 4:01 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 08:31:57 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/13/2024 5:27 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:11:47 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    -sw

    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to >>>> be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    Uh, the same way you made a steak last week without being a cow?
    Or scrambled eggs without being a chicken?

    You getting senile, Ed?

    I didn't make them. I cooked them.

    So you're saying that somebody who "...made scrambled eggs" must
    lay them as well?

    My writing and context were perfectly fine. You just read it
    wrong and are now flailing (and possibly still oblivious).

    -sw

    OMG you are humor starved.

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  • From Johnnie Moxley@21:1/5 to Ed P on Thu Jan 18 14:18:20 2024
    Ed P wrote:
    On 1/18/2024 4:01 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 08:31:57 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/13/2024 5:27 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:11:47 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich.  Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf, >>>>>> dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread.  With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    -sw

    OK, explain.  How did you make a chicken breast?  I thought you had to >>>>> be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    Uh, the same way you made a steak last week without being a cow?
    Or scrambled eggs without being a chicken?

    You getting senile, Ed?

    I didn't make them.  I cooked them.

    So you're saying that somebody who "...made scrambled eggs" must
    lay them as well?

    My writing and context were perfectly fine.  You just read it
    wrong and are now flailing (and possibly still oblivious).

    -sw

    OMG you <Sqwertz> are humor starved.

    Yes, as well as vertically challenged.

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 19 19:41:47 2024
    On Fri, 19 Jan 2024 02:29:21 -0600, Sqwertz <sqwertzme@gmail.compost>
    wrote:

    On Thu, 18 Jan 2024 10:51:52 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/18/2024 4:01 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 08:31:57 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    I didn't make them. I cooked them.

    So you're saying that somebody who "...made scrambled eggs" must
    lay them as well?

    My writing and context were perfectly fine. You just read it
    wrong and are now flailing (and possibly still oblivious).

    OMG you are humor starved.

    There was no joke in there. Maybe you crack yourself up, but it
    doesn't work on us.

    Us? "Me, myself and I?"

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Ed P on Fri Jan 19 02:29:21 2024
    On Thu, 18 Jan 2024 10:51:52 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/18/2024 4:01 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 08:31:57 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/13/2024 5:27 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:11:47 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf,
    dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    -sw

    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to >>>>> be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    Uh, the same way you made a steak last week without being a cow?
    Or scrambled eggs without being a chicken?

    You getting senile, Ed?

    I didn't make them. I cooked them.

    So you're saying that somebody who "...made scrambled eggs" must
    lay them as well?

    My writing and context were perfectly fine. You just read it
    wrong and are now flailing (and possibly still oblivious).

    OMG you are humor starved.

    There was no joke in there. Maybe you crack yourself up, but it
    doesn't work on us.


    -sw

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to Sqwertz on Fri Jan 19 09:15:54 2024
    On 1/19/2024 3:29 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Thu, 18 Jan 2024 10:51:52 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/18/2024 4:01 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 08:31:57 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/13/2024 5:27 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:11:47 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf, >>>>>>> dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    -sw

    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to >>>>>> be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.

    Uh, the same way you made a steak last week without being a cow?
    Or scrambled eggs without being a chicken?

    You getting senile, Ed?

    I didn't make them. I cooked them.

    So you're saying that somebody who "...made scrambled eggs" must
    lay them as well?

    My writing and context were perfectly fine. You just read it
    wrong and are now flailing (and possibly still oblivious).

    OMG you are humor starved.

    There was no joke in there. Maybe you crack yourself up, but it
    doesn't work on us.


    -sw

    Thanks for the reply and proving me correct.

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  • From Sqwertz@21:1/5 to Alex on Sat Jan 20 01:49:05 2024
    On Fri, 19 Jan 2024 23:32:59 -0500, Alex wrote:

    Sqwertz wrote:
    On Thu, 18 Jan 2024 10:51:52 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/18/2024 4:01 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Sat, 13 Jan 2024 08:31:57 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/13/2024 5:27 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    On Fri, 12 Jan 2024 10:11:47 -0500, Ed P wrote:

    On 1/12/2024 12:46 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
    Club Sandwich. Pastrami, home-made chicken breast lunchmeatloaf, >>>>>>>> dry cured bacon, jack cheese, and LTM, on toasted cheap white
    bread. With home-made sweet horseradish pickles and chips.

    -sw
    OK, explain. How did you make a chicken breast? I thought you had to >>>>>>> be a chicken hatched from an egg to do that.
    Uh, the same way you made a steak last week without being a cow?
    Or scrambled eggs without being a chicken?

    You getting senile, Ed?
    I didn't make them. I cooked them.
    So you're saying that somebody who "...made scrambled eggs" must
    lay them as well?

    My writing and context were perfectly fine. You just read it
    wrong and are now flailing (and possibly still oblivious).
    OMG you are humor starved.
    There was no joke in there. Maybe you crack yourself up, but it
    doesn't work on us.

    That's funny, Puddin!

    I see you got your prize for being such a fart smeller(*). It pays
    to play! <snork>.

    I was worried your wife would get to them first. Got some for
    this house, too, out of curiosity. Nobody is fighting over them.

    (*) I got that one off of TFM. Sosueme.

    -sw

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