在 2007年10月17日星期三 UTC+8上午1:17:14，Green Xenon [Radium]写道：

Hi:

Please respond to this message. I know I've brought this subject up --
and in other groups -- before but I just can't get over it. I apologize profusely to those who might be annoyed. Please don't be offended.

NDSRBC = Non-Dairy Substitutes for Real Butter/Real Cream

DSNDSRBCNRBC = Desserts/Sweets containing NDSRBC with No Real
Butter/Real Cream

WTF do these desserts/sweets factories have to use NDSRBCs?? Why don't
they just use butter/real cream in their products instead?? Sure it is
more expensive but who cares? It’s much better than the stink of NDSRBC and the diarrhea that following the consumption of NDSRBC.

I hate NDSRBCs. They stink badly! Boycott them!!!!!!! Go kakaa on them!
Burn them with oxyacetylene flames.

In addition, NDSRBCs are far worse for health and more dangerous to the coronaries than real butter/real cream. NDSRBCs are far more likely to
cause MIs and strokes than real butter/real cream. The extent of
circulatory system damage caused by real butter and real cream is
trivial compared to that caused by NDSRBCs.

I use real butter on everything. For all meals. In the morning I drink coffee with heavy real cream instead of milk.

Desserts and sweets would be totally unappetizing without real
butter/real cream.

NDSRBC + sugar = human kakaa

Real butter = "sweet" [i.e. unsalted and non-soured], annatto-free, preservative-free, carrageen-free, polysorbate-free, purely-natural, completely-organic butter made from the milk of healthy cows and free of nonfat milk solids.

Real cream = "sweet" [i.e. unsalted and non-soured], annatto-free, preservative-free, carrageen-free, polysorbate-free, purely-natural, completely-organic cream made from the milk of healthy cows and free of nonfat milk solids.

Whenever I buy any desserts/sweets, I check the ingredients. If there is
any NDSRBC, then good-bye. Sweets/desserts must have real butter/real
cream and must not have any NDSRBCs.

I notice that the bakery in one of the local stores I visit uses
non-diary whipped topping in their so-called "cream puffs". These puffs
are examples of DSNDSRBCNRBCs, therefore they stink like human kakaa. I
feel like pouring some human kakaa on to those cream puffs. The whipped topping they use are what cause thick foamy diarrhea to splatter on the ceiling upon defecations.

Its time to toss all DSNDSRBCNRBCs into the dumpster.

DSNDSRBCNRBCs have the following characteristics:

1. Stink like thick human diarrhea kakaa foam

2. Cause silent-but-deadly wet farts

3. Cause the consumer's kakaa and farts to be unusually-malodorous

4. Cause thick foamy diarrhea in humans

5. Cause the consumer to unintentionally go stinky foamy diarrhea kakaa
in his/her pants when [s]he attempts to fart

For desserts/sweets, real butter/real cream is a must. I demand that all NDSRBC products -- especially DSNDSRBCNRBCs -- be replaced with real butter/real cream. I seriously feel like inventing a foul-smelling
microbe that will transport human feces into NDSRBCs and DSNDSRBCNRBCs.

I hate NDSRBC with a passion. I hate DSNDSRBCNRBCs even more. All
factories producing NDSRBC must have their NDSRBC-tanks polluted with
human sewage.

All DSNDSRBCNRBCs must be defecated on.

There is nothing more sickening than DSNDSRBCNRBC.

DSNDSRBCNRBCs are the most disgusting foods. Boycott all DSNDSRBCNRBCs! Defecate on them! Cover them in human kakaa! Burn the producers! Then
cover the producers in human kakaa!

The "cream" in the Krispy Kreme doughnuts is really a perverse mixture
of NDSRBCs and sugar. I hate it.

Die DSNDSRBCNRBCs! Die!

All those donuts and twinkies you find in 7-11 and other local stores
are DSNDSRBCNRBCs! Avoid at all costs! They stink and they'll make your kakaa stink even more than what’s natural!!!!!

Most of the cookies, donuts, pies, cakes, ice creams, cream-puffs,
twinkies, ding-dongs, and other sweets/desserts in most local stores are DSNDSRBCNRBCs. Vaporize all of them with oxyacetylene flames!

All desserts/sweets must contain real butter/real cream and absolutely
no NDSRBCs.

All those whipped toppings and other foamy substances used in those twinkies, Krispy Kreme's "cream", or "cream puffs" are just DSNDSRBCNRBC kakaa. Stinky human kakaa. They must burn in kakaa hell.

DSNDSRBCNRBC stink badly like the stinky human kakaa foam which stinks
like the stinky thick, foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, sticky, terrifying, disgusting, annoying diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale,
fat-free cheddar cheese, lentils -- “dhal”, fig newtons, his/her thick foamy spit, and farty cauliflower along with his/her kakaa.

Once again, DSNDSRBCNRBCs stink like human kakaa. Hence, they deserve to
be treated as such. Those who make/sell them and refer to the
greasy/foamy sweet substances as “cream” -- such as the sugary white foam in Twinkies -- deserve likewise.

To call this crap “cream” amounts to false-advertising and should be legally-punishable by being forced to bathe in superheated, sticky,
stinky white foam.

Those who make/sell DSNDSRBCNRBCs as well as those who benefit from such production and sale deserve punishment.

These falsely-advertising scums refer to the mouth-foam of their NDSRBC
as "cream". These sick f--ks are liars and deserve to be seriously disciplined. They probably add their foamy spit to their NDSRBCs to
increase the volume of the NDSRBC.

Such sickos must be punished in the following manner:

1. They should be forced to go on a diet of:

A. Stale fat-free cheddar cheese
B. Lentils -- "dhal"
C. Sticky fig newtons
D. Farty cauliflower
E. NDSRBCs
F. DSNDSRBCNRBCs
G. Their thick foamy spit
H. Each others' foamy thick spit
I. The stinky human kakaa foam which stinks like the stinky thick,
foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, sticky, terrifying, disgusting, annoying diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar cheese, lentils -- "dhal", sticky fig newtons, farty cauliflower, NDSRBCs, DSNDSRBCNRBCs, and foamy thick spit along with his/her kakaa.

2. They should be made to bathe in contents A to I while those contents
are super-heated in a large container. These sick scumbag liars should
be forced to remain in the scorching hot, sticky, stinky contents until
they die of pain-induced shock. Thermal burns are extremely painful -- probably the most painful of all injuries. This excruciating pain can
kill -- via neurogenic shock -- if the victim isn't removed from the
heat source in time. The stench will most likely exacerbate the shock reaction.

Only then will their souls know what it feels like to be cheated.

Regards,

Radium

give up

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