• Crimmus

    From Cosmo Iacovazzi@21:1/5 to All on Fri Dec 2 12:11:42 2016
    It's dat time o year agin...

    Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
    An' all ober de hood
    ereybody wuz sleepin'
    Dey wuz sleepin' real good
    We hunged up our stockings
    And hoped like de heck
    That ol' Sanna Claus
    Be bringin' our chek!

    All o' de fambly
    Wuz layin' in de beds
    While Ripple and Thunderbird
    Dance tru dey heads.

    I passed out in de flo
    Right next to my maw
    When I heard sech a fuss, I thunk
    "It must be de law!"

    I looked out through de bars
    What covered my doe
    Spectin' de sheriff
    Wif a warrant fo sho!

    And what did I see?
    I said, "Lawd, look at dat!"
    Ther' wuz a huge watta-melon
    Pulled by giant warf rats!

    Now ober all de years
    Sanna Claus, he be white
    But, looks like us bros
    Gets a black Sanna dis night.

    Faster dan a po'lees car;
    My home boy, he came.
    He whupped on dem warf rats
    And called dem by name!

    On Leroy, on 'lonzo,
    And on Willie Lee,
    On Saphire, on Chenequa;
    Dey wuz a site to see!

    As he landed dat watta-melon
    Out der in de skreet
    I knowed fo sho
    Da damndest site I ebber did see!

    He didn't go down no chimbley;
    He picked da lock on my doe.
    And I sez to myself,
    "Shit, he done dis befoe!"

    He had dis big bag
    Full of prezents I 'spect
    Wid Air Jordans and fake gold
    To wear 'roun my neck.

    But he left no good prezents;
    just started stealin' my shit.
    Got my drugs, got my guns,
    Even got my burglar's kit!

    Wit my stuff in de bag
    Out da window he flewed
    I woulda tried to catch him
    But he stole my knife too!

    He jumped on dat watta-melon
    An' whipped out a switch
    He wuz gone in a secon',
    dat sonuvabitch!

    Next year I be hopin'
    Anutha Sanna we git
    Cuz diz here Sanna Claus
    Just ain't werf a shit!

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