• "Electrocuting" Squirrels

    From charlescap@comcast.net@21:1/5 to LeeAnne on Sat May 2 13:10:32 2020
    On Friday, July 23, 1999 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, LeeAnne wrote:
    Hi all,

    I have a home made squirrel guard on my feeder pole, it's a length of aluminium stove pipe that they cannot crawl up under between the post and
    the guard. Well, until recently I haven't had any problems, it's worked
    fine - but now I've got a squirrel who jumps up on the post and then jumps onto the guard and "bear hugs" it (picture yourself hugging a huge tree w/both arms and legs and that's what the rodent looks like). He hangs like that for a few seconds and then launches himself upward to try and grab the top of the stove pipe - it takes him a few tries (he falls to the ground and gets up again) but he eventually does it.

    What I would like to know is if there is any way to use batteries to run a low voltage charge either into the stove pipe or the feeder pole itself. Obviously I don't want this to be something that is going to zap them into little squirrel heaven, I just want them to get a jolt - I figure after a couple jolts the squirrels aren't going to try it anymore.

    Any ideas are helpful.

    LeeAnne

    PS - When I had the same guard on my front yard feeder it worked w/out a hitch. I moved it to the backyard and now this. I'm guessing it's probably one squirrel who is just a little smarter than the others.

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  • From charlescap@comcast.net@21:1/5 to LeeAnne on Sat May 2 13:13:48 2020
    On Friday, July 23, 1999 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, LeeAnne wrote:
    Hi all,

    I have a home made squirrel guard on my feeder pole, it's a length of aluminium stove pipe that they cannot crawl up under between the post and
    the guard. Well, until recently I haven't had any problems, it's worked
    fine - but now I've got a squirrel who jumps up on the post and then jumps onto the guard and "bear hugs" it (picture yourself hugging a huge tree w/both arms and legs and that's what the rodent looks like). He hangs like that for a few seconds and then launches himself upward to try and grab the top of the stove pipe - it takes him a few tries (he falls to the ground and gets up again) but he eventually does it.

    What I would like to know is if there is any way to use batteries to run a low voltage charge either into the stove pipe or the feeder pole itself. Obviously I don't want this to be something that is going to zap them into little squirrel heaven, I just want them to get a jolt - I figure after a couple jolts the squirrels aren't going to try it anymore.

    Any ideas are helpful.

    LeeAnne

    PS - When I had the same guard on my front yard feeder it worked w/out a hitch. I moved it to the backyard and now this. I'm guessing it's probably one squirrel who is just a little smarter than the others.

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  • From Snag@21:1/5 to charlescap@comcast.net on Sat May 2 16:42:32 2020
    On 5/2/2020 3:10 PM, charlescap@comcast.net wrote:
    On Friday, July 23, 1999 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, LeeAnne wrote:
    Hi all,

    I have a home made squirrel guard on my feeder pole, it's a length of
    aluminium stove pipe that they cannot crawl up under between the post and
    the guard. Well, until recently I haven't had any problems, it's worked
    fine - but now I've got a squirrel who jumps up on the post and then jumps >> onto the guard and "bear hugs" it (picture yourself hugging a huge tree
    w/both arms and legs and that's what the rodent looks like). He hangs like >> that for a few seconds and then launches himself upward to try and grab the >> top of the stove pipe - it takes him a few tries (he falls to the ground and >> gets up again) but he eventually does it.

    What I would like to know is if there is any way to use batteries to run a >> low voltage charge either into the stove pipe or the feeder pole itself.
    Obviously I don't want this to be something that is going to zap them into >> little squirrel heaven, I just want them to get a jolt - I figure after a
    couple jolts the squirrels aren't going to try it anymore.

    Any ideas are helpful.

    LeeAnne

    PS - When I had the same guard on my front yard feeder it worked w/out a
    hitch. I moved it to the backyard and now this. I'm guessing it's probably >> one squirrel who is just a little smarter than the others.



    Hang a Slinkie on the pole (pole in the center of Slinkie) and secure
    only at the top . He'll climb partway up the pole and grab the Slinkie
    and find himself on the ground . Again . And again . And again , ad
    infinitum . Eventually it will sink in and you can stop laughing at him
    . We live in a clearing out in the woods , squirrels were a real problem
    with the feeders until we did this .

    --
    Snag
    Yes , I'm old
    and crotchety - and armed .
    Get outta my woods !

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  • From jmcquown@21:1/5 to Snag on Sat May 2 18:42:47 2020
    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, Snag wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 3:10 PM, charlescap@comcast.net wrote:
    On Friday, July 23, 1999 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, LeeAnne wrote:
    Hi all,

    (snippage)
    I have a home made squirrel guard on my feeder pole, it's a length of
      Hang a Slinkie on the pole (pole in the center of Slinkie) and secure only at the top . He'll climb partway up the pole and  grab the Slinkie
    and find himself on the ground . Again . And again . And again , ad
    infinitum . Eventually it will sink in and you can stop laughing at him
    . We live in a clearing out in the woods , squirrels were a real problem
    with the feeders until we did this .

    I hope no one actually is advocating electrocuting squirrels.
    Considering these posts are from 1999 I certainly hope not.... Just buy
    a Squirrel Buster. bromebirdcare.com. I've had squirrels try to eat the
    seed and they can't get to it. They have to settle for the seed on the
    ground. No harm to the squirrels (certainly not electrocution!) and the
    birds eat just fine.

    Jill

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  • From Snag@21:1/5 to jmcquown on Sat May 2 19:14:48 2020
    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, Snag wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 3:10 PM, charlescap@comcast.net wrote:
    On Friday, July 23, 1999 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, LeeAnne wrote:
    Hi all,

    (snippage)
    I have a home made squirrel guard on my feeder pole, it's a length of


       Hang a Slinkie on the pole (pole in the center of Slinkie) and
    secure only at the top . He'll climb partway up the pole and  grab the
    Slinkie and find himself on the ground . Again . And again . And again
    , ad infinitum . Eventually it will sink in and you can stop laughing
    at him . We live in a clearing out in the woods , squirrels were a
    real problem with the feeders until we did this .

    I hope no one actually is advocating electrocuting squirrels.
    Considering these posts are from 1999 I certainly hope not.... Just buy
    a Squirrel Buster.  bromebirdcare.com. I've had squirrels try to eat the seed and they can't get to it.  They have to settle for the seed on the ground.  No harm to the squirrels (certainly not electrocution!) and the birds eat just fine.

    Jill

    Jill , nowhere in MY post did I advocate frying the squirrels . Our
    Slinkie method provides endless hours of amusement while doing the
    squirrels no harm - other than tiring them out .
    --
    Snag
    Yes , I'm old
    and crotchety - and armed .
    Get outta my woods !

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  • From jmcquown@21:1/5 to Snag on Sat May 2 22:54:58 2020
    On 5/2/2020 8:14 PM, Snag wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, Snag wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 3:10 PM, charlescap@comcast.net wrote:
    On Friday, July 23, 1999 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, LeeAnne wrote:
    Hi all,

    (snippage)
    I have a home made squirrel guard on my feeder pole, it's a length of


       Hang a Slinkie on the pole (pole in the center of Slinkie) and
    secure only at the top . He'll climb partway up the pole and  grab
    the Slinkie and find himself on the ground . Again . And again . And
    again , ad infinitum . Eventually it will sink in and you can stop
    laughing at him . We live in a clearing out in the woods , squirrels
    were a real problem with the feeders until we did this .

    I hope no one actually is advocating electrocuting squirrels.
    Considering these posts are from 1999 I certainly hope not.... Just
    buy a Squirrel Buster.  bromebirdcare.com. I've had squirrels try to
    eat the seed and they can't get to it.  They have to settle for the
    seed on the ground.  No harm to the squirrels (certainly not
    electrocution!) and the birds eat just fine.

    Jill

      Jill , nowhere in MY post did I advocate frying the squirrels . Our Slinkie method provides endless hours of amusement while doing the
    squirrels no harm - other than tiring them out .

    Oh, I know you didn't, Terry! But the person who posted in 1999 (from
    which this thread restarted) seemed to think it was a grand ida.

    Jill

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  • From gexgeko@gmail.com@21:1/5 to LeeAnne on Mon May 4 08:16:16 2020
    On Friday, July 23, 1999 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, LeeAnne wrote:
    Hi all,

    I have a home made squirrel guard on my feeder pole, it's a length of aluminium stove pipe that they cannot crawl up under between the post and
    the guard. Well, until recently I haven't had any problems, it's worked
    fine - but now I've got a squirrel who jumps up on the post and then jumps onto the guard and "bear hugs" it (picture yourself hugging a huge tree w/both arms and legs and that's what the rodent looks like). He hangs like that for a few seconds and then launches himself upward to try and grab the top of the stove pipe - it takes him a few tries (he falls to the ground and gets up again) but he eventually does it.

    What I would like to know is if there is any way to use batteries to run a low voltage charge either into the stove pipe or the feeder pole itself. Obviously I don't want this to be something that is going to zap them into little squirrel heaven, I just want them to get a jolt - I figure after a couple jolts the squirrels aren't going to try it anymore.

    Any ideas are helpful.

    LeeAnne

    PS - When I had the same guard on my front yard feeder it worked w/out a hitch. I moved it to the backyard and now this. I'm guessing it's probably one squirrel who is just a little smarter than the others.

    Why not simply extend the stove pipe.

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  • From super70s@21:1/5 to Snag on Tue May 5 15:43:08 2020
    On 2020-05-03 00:14:48 +0000, Snag said:

    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, Snag wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 3:10 PM, charlescap@comcast.net wrote:
    On Friday, July 23, 1999 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, LeeAnne wrote:
    Hi all,

    (snippage)
    I have a home made squirrel guard on my feeder pole, it's a length of


    Hang a Slinkie on the pole (pole in the center of Slinkie) and
    secure only at the top . He'll climb partway up the pole and grab the
    Slinkie and find himself on the ground . Again . And again . And again
    , ad infinitum . Eventually it will sink in and you can stop laughing
    at him . We live in a clearing out in the woods , squirrels were a real
    problem with the feeders until we did this .

    I hope no one actually is advocating electrocuting squirrels.
    Considering these posts are from 1999 I certainly hope not.... Just buy
    a Squirrel Buster. bromebirdcare.com. I've had squirrels try to eat
    the seed and they can't get to it. They have to settle for the seed on
    the ground. No harm to the squirrels (certainly not electrocution!)
    and the birds eat just fine.

    Jill

    Jill , nowhere in MY post did I advocate frying the squirrels . Our Slinkie method provides endless hours of amusement while doing the
    squirrels no harm - other than tiring them out .

    I'd probably be OK with lethal injection if you could build a gurney
    that small.

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  • From Snag@21:1/5 to All on Tue May 5 16:00:15 2020
    On 5/5/2020 3:43 PM, super70s wrote:
    On 2020-05-03 00:14:48 +0000, Snag said:

    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, Snag wrote:
    On 5/2/2020 3:10 PM, charlescap@comcast.net wrote:
    On Friday, July 23, 1999 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, LeeAnne wrote:
    Hi all,

    (snippage)
    I have a home made squirrel guard on my feeder pole, it's a length of


       Hang a Slinkie on the pole (pole in the center of Slinkie) and
    secure only at the top . He'll climb partway up the pole and  grab
    the Slinkie and find himself on the ground . Again . And again . And
    again , ad infinitum . Eventually it will sink in and you can stop
    laughing at him . We live in a clearing out in the woods , squirrels
    were a real problem with the feeders until we did this .

    I hope no one actually is advocating electrocuting squirrels.
    Considering these posts are from 1999 I certainly hope not.... Just
    buy a Squirrel Buster.  bromebirdcare.com. I've had squirrels try to
    eat the seed and they can't get to it.  They have to settle for the
    seed on the ground.  No harm to the squirrels (certainly not
    electrocution!) and the birds eat just fine.

    Jill

       Jill , nowhere in MY post did I advocate frying the squirrels . Our
    Slinkie method provides endless hours of amusement while doing the
    squirrels no harm - other than tiring them out .

    I'd probably be OK with lethal injection if you could build a gurney
    that small.


    Building a tiny gurney is trivial - I have skills and a full
    metalworking shop . The real problem is getting the little buggers
    strapped down on it without losing a couple of fingers .
    --
    Snag
    Yes , I'm old
    and crotchety - and armed .
    Get outta my woods !

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  • From super70s@21:1/5 to Snag on Wed May 6 14:27:30 2020
    In article <r8sk4p$bci$1@dont-email.me>, Snag <snag_one@msn.com> wrote:

    On 5/5/2020 3:43 PM, super70s wrote:
    On 2020-05-03 00:14:48 +0000, Snag said:

    On 5/2/2020 5:42 PM, jmcquown wrote:
    I hope no one actually is advocating electrocuting squirrels.
    Considering these posts are from 1999 I certainly hope not.... Just
    buy a Squirrel Buster.  bromebirdcare.com. I've had squirrels try to
    eat the seed and they can't get to it.  They have to settle for the
    seed on the ground.  No harm to the squirrels (certainly not
    electrocution!) and the birds eat just fine.

    Jill

       Jill , nowhere in MY post did I advocate frying the squirrels . Our >> Slinkie method provides endless hours of amusement while doing the
    squirrels no harm - other than tiring them out .

    I'd probably be OK with lethal injection if you could build a gurney
    that small.

    Building a tiny gurney is trivial - I have skills and a full
    metalworking shop . The real problem is getting the little buggers
    strapped down on it without losing a couple of fingers .

    I see no reason for leniency since they've caused me to pay probably
    $500 worth of repairs to my car on at least a couple of occasions.

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  • From rickmayhew@gmail.com@21:1/5 to All on Tue Aug 4 16:02:45 2020
    Have used this item with some success: tough bird products tbfg. Just search for it online. Shocks squirrels, raccoons, etc. uses a 9 volt battery.

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  • From Savageduck@21:1/5 to All on Tue Aug 4 16:35:36 2020
    On Aug 4, 2020, rickmayhew@gmail.com wrote
    (in article<46361af7-291d-429c-8ade-ebf9590fe8a1o@googlegroups.com>):

    Have used this item with some success: tough bird products tbfg. Just search for it online. Shocks squirrels, raccoons, etc. uses a 9 volt battery.

    For me the two most successful squirrel traps have been the “Rugged Ranch Squirrelnator” and “Forestry Suppliers Tube Trap Squirrel Trap”. Both are available via Amazon or directly from the vendor.

    <https://www.amazon.com/Rugged-Ranch-Products-100063928-Squirrelinator/dp/B0046VJ8RU>

    <https://www.forestry-suppliers.com/product_pages/products.php?mi=44491&itemnum=35803>

    --
    Regards,
    Savageduck

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