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Putin joke [Repost] 🇷🇺

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off
for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 euros.


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Jim Pohl
· 20h
Did not see that coming!

Ted Williams
· 12h
I hate ruining a joke but Russia has always wanted to be accepted as a
European country. Russia asked to join NATO back when NATO was formed.
They were rejected. They also wanted to be considered a European
country. Being part of the European Union would probably make Putin happy.

Troy Melvin
· 5h
Excellent :-)

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