Seriously??? I can't go back to Wal-Mart because of Anna Monson
I just got this phone call😠

Dear Mrs. Wilson

Over the past six months, Ms. Monson has caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban
the both of you from the store. Complaints against her are listed below
and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: she took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: she set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: she made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. Aug 4: she went to the Service Desk and tried to put "1" can of
RockStar on layaway.

5. Aug 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Aug 23: When a clerk asked if they could help her, she began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' paramedics
where called..

7. Sept 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror
while she picked her nose.

8. Oct 23: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

9. Nov 8: she hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

10. Dec 12: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, she assumed
a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN

11. Jan 13: she went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One
of the clerks passed out.

Copy and paste then change the name to someone you feel would actually
do some of these things like I just did!!! 😉😉😂😂
omg, that's funny .....

PS- Be careful who you take to WalMart!!!

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