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In article <nn3aoq$ooo$13@news.mixmin.net>
Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Just Wondering wrote:

On 7/22/2016 7:59 PM, Chimps wrote:

President Obama is challenging Americans to have an honest and
open-hearted conversation about race and law enforcement.

Bullshit. Even his initial remarks show that Obama wants a massive
federal power-grab expansion into state and local law enforcement. That conversation isn't either honest or open-hearted.

Like cock.

Vancouver, Canada – Doctors from Vancouver General Hospital
announced on Friday that they have performed the first ever
horse penis transplant on a 32-year-old male. During the 14 hour
surgery, doctors removed a man’s penis and replaced it with one
from a horse. The first ever cosmetic reconstructive surgery was
not due to any health issues, but a choice the man made to
“increase the excitement in his love life.”

“I come from Asian descent, which left my manhood lacking my
entire life,” said Phuy Su Ling. “Women don’t take me serious.
When we get to the point of intimacy, they always laugh. Well
they won’t be laughing anymore will they? I got 18 inches on
them now, and it’s as wide as my wrist. Come get it bitches!”

Doctors say that Ling will be in the hospital for an additional
nine days to make sure that his body does not reject his new
part. After his three-month recovery, Ling will be able to “use
his gigantic instrument any way he sees fit.” Until then, Ling
says he is phoning every girl that ever laughed at him and
setting updates for this upcoming April. “I’m not wasting any
time,” Said Ling. “And I’m not giving any warnings. I can’t wait
to put this bad baby to work. Who will be laughing now bitches!”

Doctors have tried to discourage Ling from using his newly
acquired manhood as revenge. However, they say it was just their
job to surgically attach it. Whatever he does afterwards is none
of their business.

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