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Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Ministry of Vengeance and Vendettas wrote:

"Leroy N. Soetoro" <leroysoetoro@usurper.org> wrote in news:XnsA644832A875206F089P2473@202.81.252.44:

http://www.morganton.com/

Greenville, NC – An incident coming out of Greenville, North
Carolina is just one example of what some people will do around
the holidays when they are short on cash. A 34-year-old mother
of 3 is now under arrest after a shoplifting incident turned
tragic.

Witnesses say Shatuanee Greene entered the North Carolina
Walmart on Sunday with her three children ages 5, 7, and 8 when
she grabbed a can of pre-made Christmas cookie dough. CCTV
footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as
her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt
and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.”

When Greene was approached by Walmart security, she told her
children to go find their Aunt in the front of the store. “I
told her to hand over the cookie dough,” said Timothy Reiner, a
security guard at Walmart. “That’s when she turned around to run
and I grabbed her by the arm. She put up a good fight, and
that’s when I tackled her to the ground. Then I heard a loud pop
and the lady started screaming. Gooey cookie dough was running
down her leg. All hot and runny… it was so damn gross.”

According to eyewitnesses, the EMT that treated Greene on the
scene said the Pillsbury cookie dough can exploded in Greene’s
vagina during the fall causing her extreme pain. They removed
the contents at the scene. The woman was treated then released
into the custody of Greenville police. While stabilizing Greene
they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle
wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity. Greene did not suffer
any serious injuries and is being held at the county jail on a
$2000 bond.

Her children were placed with family members.

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