• Successful Alcoholics

    From Ken Olson@21:1/5 to Party Guy on Sat Oct 13 02:35:44 2018
    XPost: alt.alcohol, alt.recovery.addiction-alcoholism, alt.recovery.aa
    XPost: ca.driving, alt.support.marijuana

    On 3/18/2018 4:18 PM, Party Guy wrote:
    Successful Alcoholics, T.J. Miller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfd-RHQm4Jo

    Remember kids, to keep yourself from having a drug addiction, don't
    inhale or shoot hard-core drugs, that means do Speed don't do Meth, do
    Coke don't do Crack, do Morphine don't do Heroin - or in fact you should probably just stay away from all opiates in general, - this isn't an advocation to do any drugs, you may be better off not doing any of these drugs, but just a point of safety - and drink beer not liquor.  Frequent drinking of hard liquor may lead to alcoholism, while people who stick
    to beer stay just this side of alcoholism.  For every day you drink
    heavily, don't drink alcohol for three days.  That means don't drink
    heavily more than twice per week _max_.  Heavily is more than 1-3
    drinks, and 3 is pushing it.  Much better not to drink at all more than
    2 days per week.  Most successful partiers probably drink more like
    twice per month!   If you go on vacation and drink five days in a row, don't drink for fifteen days.  If fifteen days becomes thirty days
    without drinking, so much the better.  Don't keep alcohol in the house
    if you're persistent in drinking it when it's around.   Rather, make yourself sure you really want alcohol enough to go to the store.
    Consider that alcohol is actually a social as well as a mental
    impediment.  No sober person was ever more attracted to a drunk person
    than to a sober person.  Consider drinking lightly or ice water
    frequently, and chat up members of the opposite sex.  And don't drink
    and drive.  A general principle is to not ever drive after even one
    drink!  Or else get a breathalyzer and keep it in the car for <$100.

    Take consideration of the wise words of Cher Horowitz, when she said:

    "It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it
    is quite another to be fried all day."

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clueless_(film)


    Don't do the Lindsay Lohan.



    Successful Alcoholics, T.J. Miller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfd-RHQm4Jo










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