Prologue
And it was written, the scroll of Lord Lee and Duke Kirby, the book of predestination of the Marvel Universe, that there should come forth the chosen one who, in time, would conquer all the other Marvel Superheroes. And he would be simple, and blessed,
and devoted to the rulership of all and sundry by simple, precise and perfect words. 'HULK SMASH!!!'

Story
Bruce Banner was an ordinary scientist. He didn't have many rude thoughts, not too many, but occasionally he would watch TV, and Spider Woman would show up on the news, and he would say 'She's a babe.' He was mostly interested in Spider-Woman, you see.
He knew of the world outside of his universe where the Chroniclers of Fate, as Professor X called them, worked out his destiny as his life unfolded. But so far his destiny had not called him to any great achievements. And then the Gamma Rays got busy,
and he turned green, and marched forth on a million adventures.

'Hulk Smash', said the Hulk.
Spider Woman looked at him. 'You were never going to take Wolverine in a million years. Professor X had grimly assured me of this truth. The votes had been cast by the Marvel Zombies, and Wolvie's lead was phenomenal mid 2099. But life is strange
and somehow you have emerged as the final challengers for the prowess of spider bitch. Come on dude. Let's rock!' she said, challenging him with her hands beckoning him to come and get her.
The fight was tense, and soon Hulk had the upper hand. He collapsed on top of her, and remembered, then, his ancient crush. 'Hey Babe. Hulk Smash a bit of the action with you? How about it?'
'Ugh, you cretin,' replied the Femme Arachnid, kneed him in the crotch, which hurt, and when he was gasping, she raised Thanos Sword of Infinity, and with all the might of a trillion doses of Mr Fantastic's special serum, thrust down on the neck of the
green behemoth the blade of vengeance.

And the Hulk was dead.

And judgement day had come.

The spider bitch then ruled for seven years, but life is strange, and resurrections occur, and riding on a white horse called faithful and true, leading the Marvel Superhero Armies behind him, Hulk again confronted the Spider-Woman on that fateful day in
times square, but of that adventures, well, you will have to wait for the Maxi Series coming next fall, $4.99 an issue, from Marvel Comics.

The End

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