Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:58:12 -0700 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
REPORT CLAIMS D.O. IS DEVELOPING W.M.D.
Sources claim that the D.O. is developing W.M.D. in the Blight and The
Dragon Reborn calls for a preventive strike to liberate the Blight from
the clutches of this evil.
D.O. CLAIMS NUCLEAR WEAPONS TEST
NAE'BLIS RIGGED ELECTION
"Ballots papers too difficult to understand" Claim the Dumber Forsaken
Tim Bruening wrote:
Oil Discovered In Blight
The FLF (Forsaken Liberation Front) blames Al'Thor for the deaths of
innocent women and children.
Blight Bob - spokesperson for the FLF says:
"Al'Thor continues to use his position as Dragon Reborn to further his agenda, without respect or concern for the lives of others. He says
that he will do everything he can to resist the Dark One and prevent
him and his faithful followers from achieving what is rightfully ours.
He has been through the portal stone, he knows that we should be ruling
this land not him.
As to the reported deaths of innocent women and children, at our hands,
for the making of the Shadowspawn swords. Rumors we use to kill 50 or
60 regularly to make these swords are greatly exaggerated, we are only killing 4 or 5. Plus any souls that are robbed out of eternity to
makes these blades are taken only because Al'Thor forces our hand with
his Anti-Dark agenda. You see we at the FLF are the true victims here,
any innocents that are killed by our efforts for freedom and Dark
equity really aren't innocent because they are not rising up with us
against the evil Al'Thor regime. Questions?"
CNN Reporter: " Is it true that Al'Thor has killed off several of the forsaken?"
Blight Bob: "No, this is not true, we of the Dark have not been hurt
by him and his false agenda. It is ridiculous to think that Al'Thor is powerful enough to defeat us, we have a very effective communication structure and are very loyal to each other. Al'Thor is not winning
this battle."
Chucky & Janica wrote:
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they >printing?
SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
QUEEN ELAYNE GIVES BIRTH TO BATBABY
Half the men of Caemlyn claim to be the father! Find out who wasn't
sleeping in the royal chambers!
MAZRIM TAIM REVEALED TO BE THE FORSAKEN CALLED "DEMANDRED"
Made you look!
NYNAEVE AL'MEARA AL'MANDRAGORAN DIES TRAGICALLY
Again? You wish. Are you gullible, or what?
Once upon a time - for example, Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:19:51 -0800 -
there was this guy, or something, called Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, and they made us all feel better by
saying the following stuff:
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they >printing?SEA FOLK ANNOYING
Sea Folk Women in Caemlyn Sniff, Fold Arms Under Breasts
THE LAST BATTLE!
And Your Guide to Surviving it
SHADOWSPAWN CAN'T USE GATEWAYS
No Story Below, We Just Thought You'd Like to Know
ISHAMAEL REBORN AS SALTED PRETZEL
We Interview the Cairhienin Man Who Saw the Face of the Betrayer of
Hope in his Pre-Dinner Snack
THE WAR FOR THE WHITE TOWER
Women Adjust Skirts, Attitudes in What Has Been Dubbed "The War of
Mutual Annoyance"
Tim Bruening wrote:
I look forward to reading Randland newspapers! What headlines are they printing?AGINOR REINCARNATED, YET AGAIN
Reputation for choking in the big game "undeserved," struggling
Forsaken insists.
MAT CAUTHON WINS LAST BATTLE
'It was an accident, I was just trying to get away,' claims modest
hero.
WITH LAST BATTLE WON, DEEP DEFENCE SPENDING CUTS LOOM
"Now we know what they meant when they said he would 'slay us with the
sword of peace'," Taardaad chief quipes.
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