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Knott's Berry Farm x4 gen+PeanutsX2
Take 6 (or 8) to Knott's gate admission for trade, an attractive and
legitimate deal.

2 tickets to Knott’s PEANUTS Celebration which expire 04.15.2024 ($150
value) https://www.youtu.be/2AGiFu3OnSo

4 General Admission tickets ($240 value)
and enjoy them all as my gift to you.

HERE IS THE CATCH
Fully pay online a gift season pass w/parking from the official Knott's
Berry Farm website https://knotts.com/season-passes in my name.

Included in my gift to you. If you invite me to your event, you'll also
receive complementary escort by a certified Theme Park Historian,
private tour, and chaperonage. This lonely grandpa will even cover one preferred parking on your visit if you pick me up nearby with my shiny
new, fully paid, $399 2024 PRESTIGE Season Pass w/Parking in hand. I'm
not interested in Soak City though and refuse to take advantage of my
mobility issues as a front of line excuse, but I plan to upgrade, at my expense, the season dining and all-park upgrades. I just need you to
boot-strap this exchange of favors.

You will receive six never used/scanned admission tickets which are
unopened .pdf. allowing you to print them or present the images on your
mobile device guaranteed to admit you at the gate. Go 6 times for one
person, 3 times for two people, 2 times for three folks or show-out the
whole clan at once and ADD TWO MORE, MY TREAT! The flexibility is yours.
Simple transaction too, I don't want your money so keep your venmo,
paypal, gift cards money orders to yourself - you can't get scammed.
Once I see proof of your gift purchase directly with Knott's online will
be Knott's welcome message in my e-mail inbox. That is when you get the
.pdf admission media. either anywhere nearby in person, even at a police station if you are paranoid, or choose contactless instant delivery via
email.
Knott's impulse admission is always more at the gate on the day of visit
- $99ea for both junior & general, and my offer saves $120. My offer is otherwise a fair trade in value - Knott's online prepaid ticket prices
for these six tickets is $390. Flat out I'll owe you $9, even-steven at
online prices ignoring meals and parking. I offer so much more if you
celebrate all at once - family reunion, birthday bash blowout, or
likewise unofficial private event, Registered with the Magic Castle as
an Enchanted Lifestyle Facilitator, also a Carolwood certified theme
park historian, nowadays I am a retired professional party planner, and
still a nifty locker substitute grandpa with a pocketfull of twisty
balloons who can streamline your visit, whisk you in that day from VIP
parking and I'll even admit two more with my 'bring-a-fiend" extension
if you include me as your guest "Cherry Godfather!" A better bargain
can't be had at any price - a value which is as enormous as my drug and
liquor free belly. (Certified Santa performance and wedding ceremonies
extra.)

Up to 8 Knott's regular day admission - $399 Lifetime of priceless
memories of a terrific family jam - no charge.

<8=o)— if interested dial this single use only phone number —(o=8>
<8=o)— +1-424-529-5662 —(o=8>
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