• Dilbert: Half Of Employees Like Tails

    From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to All on Wed Aug 18 12:55:38 2021
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    Dilbert: Half Of Employees Like Tails
    https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-08-18

    A single tail would be useful. A second tail would put you on the road
    to making you Doctor Octopus (The Amazing Spiderman !).

    Lynn

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  • From Christian Weisgerber@21:1/5 to Lynn McGuire on Wed Aug 18 19:47:41 2021
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    On 2021-08-18, Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    Dilbert: Half Of Employees Like Tails
    https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-08-18

    A single tail would be useful.

    There might be some genetic vestiges that could be useful to
    reactivate--I would like my vitamin C synthesis gene back, thank
    you--but the vertebrate tail is not one of them. It would go
    poorly with our bipedal upright gait.

    A second tail would put you on the road
    to making you Doctor Octopus (The Amazing Spiderman !).

    Additional tentacles attached somewhere in the shoulder region sound intriguing. That would require engineering new structures from
    scratch, though.

    --
    Christian "naddy" Weisgerber naddy@mips.inka.de

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  • From Thomas Koenig@21:1/5 to Christian Weisgerber on Thu Aug 19 06:27:06 2021
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    Christian Weisgerber <naddy@mips.inka.de> schrieb:
    On 2021-08-18, Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    Dilbert: Half Of Employees Like Tails
    https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-08-18

    A single tail would be useful.

    There might be some genetic vestiges that could be useful to
    reactivate--I would like my vitamin C synthesis gene back, thank
    you--but the vertebrate tail is not one of them. It would go
    poorly with our bipedal upright gait.

    A second tail would put you on the road
    to making you Doctor Octopus (The Amazing Spiderman !).

    Additional tentacles attached somewhere in the shoulder region sound intriguing. That would require engineering new structures from
    scratch, though.

    See "The Mote in God's Eye", where Pournelle designed the perfect
    Engineer - one powerful left arm, two delicate and sensitive
    right arms.

    The Moties don't use computers much, I don't know aht they would do
    for the mouse / keyboard combination, both of which would require
    more delicate control. Possibly, they would use touchpad
    with one of their right hands.

    No Dilbert humor, though. Any PHB would be a White.

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  • From Darryl H@21:1/5 to Lynn McGuire on Thu Aug 19 03:33:32 2021
    On Wednesday, August 18, 2021 at 12:55:43 PM UTC-5, Lynn McGuire wrote:
    Dilbert: Half Of Employees Like Tails
    https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-08-18

    A single tail would be useful. A second tail would put you on the road
    to making you Doctor Octopus (The Amazing Spiderman !).

    Lynn

    I thought a second tail would make you resemble the 2 tail fox character Tails (Miles Prower) from the Sonic the Hedgehog video games!

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  • From Robert Woodward@21:1/5 to Thomas Koenig on Thu Aug 19 10:06:40 2021
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    In article <sfktjq$8ag$2@newsreader4.netcologne.de>,
    Thomas Koenig <tkoenig@netcologne.de> wrote:

    Christian Weisgerber <naddy@mips.inka.de> schrieb:
    On 2021-08-18, Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:

    Dilbert: Half Of Employees Like Tails
    https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-08-18

    A single tail would be useful.

    There might be some genetic vestiges that could be useful to
    reactivate--I would like my vitamin C synthesis gene back, thank
    you--but the vertebrate tail is not one of them. It would go
    poorly with our bipedal upright gait.

    A second tail would put you on the road
    to making you Doctor Octopus (The Amazing Spiderman !).

    Additional tentacles attached somewhere in the shoulder region sound intriguing. That would require engineering new structures from
    scratch, though.

    See "The Mote in God's Eye", where Pournelle designed the perfect
    Engineer - one powerful left arm, two delicate and sensitive
    right arms.

    IIRC, they were Niven's contribution.

    --
    "We have advanced to new and surprising levels of bafflement."
    Imperial Auditor Miles Vorkosigan describes progress in _Komarr_. ‹-----------------------------------------------------
    Robert Woodward robertaw@drizzle.com

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  • From Thomas Koenig@21:1/5 to Robert Woodward on Fri Aug 20 14:32:48 2021
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    Robert Woodward <robertaw@drizzle.com> schrieb:
    In article <sfktjq$8ag$2@newsreader4.netcologne.de>,
    Thomas Koenig <tkoenig@netcologne.de> wrote:

    See "The Mote in God's Eye", where Pournelle designed the perfect
    Engineer - one powerful left arm, two delicate and sensitive
    right arms.

    IIRC, they were Niven's contribution.

    You're right, it was Niven (I just re-read "Building the
    Mote in God's Eye" to make sure).

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